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at work. at the mall.

still kind of pretty much drunk.

i didn't plan on going out last night. but i did.

and i drank lots of gin. LOTS of gin.

crazyness followsan ex just came up to me at the mall with an armfull of pretzels and was like ( Read more... )

OH not much (read through this cause i promise it gets good ( Read more... )

i feel as if i've done something to lose the respect/interest of some people. But i have NO CLUE what it is. It just seems sudden and awkward. I'm confused and a little saddened.

I mean, it would be totally cool if I knew who what when or why. But I don't. I would be able to just understand and be fine with it, "oh, they didn't like it that yadda ( Read more... )

People have been asking "Where have you been Mike? What have you been doing with yourself ( Read more... )

School started 3 weeks ago. i've already missed a weeks worth of classes due to illness ( Read more... )

twice in the past 3 days someone has asked if I've lost some weight.

it made me feel good because while I may embrace my gut, I secretly hate it and want it to die.

so Wednesday a friend randomly gave me a fake mustache to wear while we were at lunch. but i enjoyed it and wore it all day ( Read more... )

PARENTAL ADVISORY lllDEBASERlll IS A GOD DAMNED
FILTHY WHORE OF A MOTHER

God how i hate these things. i'm gonna make my own that is so much cooler. andall the cool kids will want to post what they are.

Today has been an exciting day.

I'm planning on firebombing the K-Mart i visited today.

Why?

because i called up wanting to order a pizza from the Little Ceasars located inside. I knew i didn't have the proper # so I asked what the LC phone # was. the fucking ho told me to look it up in a goddamned phone book!!!!! and then transfered me to LC.
how ( Read more... )