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Haru: I was really tempted to essay about god of war kratos instead
and see when you caught on
but I didn't
me: k;asdjfdjldslfjd
I DON'T KNOW THAT CANON I WOULDN'T HAVE FOR A WHILE
Haru: I don't know it either so that would have been even more magical
Kratos is like
FUCK THE GODS
IT'S YOUR FAULT MY FAMILY IS DEAD
I'LL KILL YOU ALL
You'd be like "this is pretty accurate actually"
me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
no
that's still not passive enough
Haru: "FUCK THE GODS, I'M GOING TO DO NOTHING ABOUT IT"
"UNTIL MY SON COMES AND KICKS SENSE INTO ME"
me: fgfhjdfhj
Haru: "I'M A BELIEVER I COULDN'T LEAVE HIM IF I TRIED"
"OH OH OH"
me: okay that's an actual kratos essay
Haru: yeah I remember you saying that he spent forever being like :(
:(
but I can't essay on that
I'd be like
CHECK OUT THIS KRATOS ESSAY
[goes and eats a slice of pizza]
THAT LONG SILENCE WAS MY ANALYSIS OF HIS ACTIVE ROLE IN THE SERIES.
AND NOW MY EXPLAINING THAT IS TAKING ON THE ROLE OF SERIES NARRATOR
me: ksdfkjadfslkj
this is why i want you in all my fandoms
Haru: /o/~
me: AND YOU WONDER WHY!!
Haru: KRATOSSS
KRATOSSS
what what is it what
WE'RE GOING TO CANDY MOUNTAIN KRATOS
YEAH! CANDY MOUNTAIN, KRATOS
Jesus, Colette, Lloyd, stop bouncing on me
CANDY MOUNTAIN
CANDY MOUNTAIN
FINE okay I'll go with you to candy mountain
YAAAAAAAAAY
CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!
me: oh my god
are you
are you doing this from memory
Haru: All right what the fuck is that thing
it's the legendary tree yggdrasil!
Hush! It speaks
squeak
IT HAS SPOKEn
IT HAS SHOWN US THE WAY
That was just a squirrel! It didn't say anything!
me: sladkjg;ldskfjgaklsdkjlghdlsakhsa
Haru: Candy mountaaaain, candy mountain, fill me with sweet, sugary goodnessss
Whatever Lloyd stop bouncing on the rope bridge jesus.
WE HAVE MADE IT TO CANDY MOUNTAIN
Yaaaay! Candy mountain, Kratos!
GO INSIDE THE CANDY MOUNTAIN CANDY CAVE KRATOS
(and yes I am)
YES GO INSIDE THE CAVE! MAGICAL TREASURES TO BEHOLD AWAIT!
I'm not going inside the cave you guys
GO INTO THE CANDY MOUNTAIN CANDY CAVE
* Mithos hops down *
Ohhhh
when you're down and looking for some cheering up
me: DFSVKJLDSJF
Haru: ...I can't do the song from memory
but song and dance routine with rainbow wings and sugar goes here
me: I HIT MY CAPSLOCK KEY BY ACCIDENT
Haru: SO THEN KRATOS PLEASE GO INTO THE CAVE
and Kratos is broken at this point Sera
he's broken, this is how it has to be by the end of Symphonia
he has to break through the barrier of his passivity and confront the pain and agony which he has just been coping with by 'accepting'
though he really never accepted it, he just used it as a weapon against himself, like his guilt was nothing more than a weight on him and a way of self injure
y
me: I-I unhit my capslock key
Haru: so he breaks and he goes into the cave and that's when they steal his kidney and use it as the Great Seed.
And that is why everyone should play Tales of Symphonia.
me: ...........you are a light in my life
/posts this to her lloyd journal omfg
AND THAT IS WHY EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY TALES OF SYMPHONIA.
and see when you caught on
but I didn't
me: k;asdjfdjldslfjd
I DON'T KNOW THAT CANON I WOULDN'T HAVE FOR A WHILE
Haru: I don't know it either so that would have been even more magical
Kratos is like
FUCK THE GODS
IT'S YOUR FAULT MY FAMILY IS DEAD
I'LL KILL YOU ALL
You'd be like "this is pretty accurate actually"
me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
no
that's still not passive enough
Haru: "FUCK THE GODS, I'M GOING TO DO NOTHING ABOUT IT"
"UNTIL MY SON COMES AND KICKS SENSE INTO ME"
me: fgfhjdfhj
Haru: "I'M A BELIEVER I COULDN'T LEAVE HIM IF I TRIED"
"OH OH OH"
me: okay that's an actual kratos essay
Haru: yeah I remember you saying that he spent forever being like :(
:(
but I can't essay on that
I'd be like
CHECK OUT THIS KRATOS ESSAY
[goes and eats a slice of pizza]
THAT LONG SILENCE WAS MY ANALYSIS OF HIS ACTIVE ROLE IN THE SERIES.
AND NOW MY EXPLAINING THAT IS TAKING ON THE ROLE OF SERIES NARRATOR
me: ksdfkjadfslkj
this is why i want you in all my fandoms
Haru: /o/~
me: AND YOU WONDER WHY!!
Haru: KRATOSSS
KRATOSSS
what what is it what
WE'RE GOING TO CANDY MOUNTAIN KRATOS
YEAH! CANDY MOUNTAIN, KRATOS
Jesus, Colette, Lloyd, stop bouncing on me
CANDY MOUNTAIN
CANDY MOUNTAIN
FINE okay I'll go with you to candy mountain
YAAAAAAAAAY
CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!
me: oh my god
are you
are you doing this from memory
Haru: All right what the fuck is that thing
it's the legendary tree yggdrasil!
Hush! It speaks
squeak
IT HAS SPOKEn
IT HAS SHOWN US THE WAY
That was just a squirrel! It didn't say anything!
me: sladkjg;ldskfjgaklsdkjlghdlsakhsa
Haru: Candy mountaaaain, candy mountain, fill me with sweet, sugary goodnessss
Whatever Lloyd stop bouncing on the rope bridge jesus.
WE HAVE MADE IT TO CANDY MOUNTAIN
Yaaaay! Candy mountain, Kratos!
GO INSIDE THE CANDY MOUNTAIN CANDY CAVE KRATOS
(and yes I am)
YES GO INSIDE THE CAVE! MAGICAL TREASURES TO BEHOLD AWAIT!
I'm not going inside the cave you guys
GO INTO THE CANDY MOUNTAIN CANDY CAVE
* Mithos hops down *
Ohhhh
when you're down and looking for some cheering up
me: DFSVKJLDSJF
Haru: ...I can't do the song from memory
but song and dance routine with rainbow wings and sugar goes here
me: I HIT MY CAPSLOCK KEY BY ACCIDENT
Haru: SO THEN KRATOS PLEASE GO INTO THE CAVE
and Kratos is broken at this point Sera
he's broken, this is how it has to be by the end of Symphonia
he has to break through the barrier of his passivity and confront the pain and agony which he has just been coping with by 'accepting'
though he really never accepted it, he just used it as a weapon against himself, like his guilt was nothing more than a weight on him and a way of self injure
y
me: I-I unhit my capslock key
Haru: so he breaks and he goes into the cave and that's when they steal his kidney and use it as the Great Seed.
And that is why everyone should play Tales of Symphonia.
me: ...........you are a light in my life
/posts this to her lloyd journal omfg
AND THAT IS WHY EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY TALES OF SYMPHONIA.