So, I am about to reveal something amazing. Tonight started out like any old night. I strapped on my new shoes, looked like a streetwalker, and then changed into raggedy pants to look like a hobo streetwalker. I ate two pizookies at BJs with the hookers. I went to a random clambake. THEN, it HAPPENED ( Read more... )

So, sisters' river day was a hoot. You guys, we are so funny together. I wish I could come up with some highlights. Oh yeah. Mondo said, "These pants are like a cheap hotel. No ball-room ( Read more... )

Quote of the day (no, I don't think any background is necessary):

"It's just funny how different the two houses are. At Rachel's, I got lectured for watching poker on TV, and at your house, I got made fun of for going to church."

HAHAHA. I'm proud to be from a family that makes fun of others' beliefs. HAHAHAHAHA.

So, good effort on livejournal last night, friends. Keep up the good work.

Further, I shouldn't be allowed to watch punk'd, because I get SO sad when the gals cry.

I have absolutely nothing to say. So obviously I am journaling (duh ( Read more... )

I realized that I'd forgotten about Lisa Loeb. That will never do ( Read more... )

Here goes. I know I vent about girl drama a lot (one girl dramatic in particular), but this one takes the cake. I have already vented to Nat and Luda, and I am not getting anymore calm, so I am bringing my bitching public ( Read more... )

1) Better than dirt and beer: Drunk Matt took out dip (chewing tobacco) in the rental lincoln, and I told him no dice. When the car stopped, Tony threw the can across the parking lost. Apparently there were two, because inspite of my threats, he began to chew and spit out the window on the freeway. THEN he stuck his head back in the window with ( Read more... )

So, yesterday was yet another ridiculous trip to the river. This one being the most in awhile. It started out with the usuals, plus Petie, Tony (yeah Nat, I said Tony :-) ), Tony's girlfriend Sara, Josh's little bro and sis, and Uncle Dave and his buddies. And for the first time in like 3 years, they gave us the option of going stop 1-4. The ( Read more... )

Cortney and Carrie can probably attest to the following: I have always hated Tom Cruise. No one ever really knew why. I've hated watching his movies ever since I was a little kid. Wouldn't watch Top Gun (which, I am understanding lately, is a darling little film aside from loser). Now I believe the reason for my hatred is beginning to surface ( Read more... )