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[lm74727]

Here are the greatest jokes to come out of a 6 year - old's mouth at the Christmas party tonight:

Q: Why did Santa not come down the chimney?
A: Because it smelled like throw up!

Q: Why did the Babysitter's Club not work?
A: Because they had to knock it down!

Your momma's big finger is so fat that when she tried to take a picture she broke the camera!

Comments

[amplifiar842]

That last one's pretty great!

Happy holidays to you!! :)

[lm74727]

Haha yeah... that's probably my favorite. He had a huge pause before "... and it hit a person!" too, as if he added it as an afterthought.

[megathy]

I about died when I read this. Best jokes ever.

[lm74727]

The best part of it though was his delivery of each joke. He got really into telling them, and would laugh hysterically after each one.