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Two things have been proven over the last two weeks:

1. Guys gossip more than girls...

2. If people you haven't seen for 2, 3, 4 YEARS hear interesting gossip about you, they will find a way to contact you...

Her laide her on the table, so white, clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast and then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide... he looked inside, all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched ( Read more... )

Please visit http://www.australiaunites.net and sign the petition for Nguyen Van Tuong. It will take less than a minute ( Read more... )

It is likely that the AFL competition for 2006 will have to be cancelled.Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned, the new Industrial Relations legislation rules out the Dockers and the Avian flu epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and Swans ( Read more... )

"If anybody tried to make me a sex symbol I would shave my head tomorrow"


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My ipod has packed it in... *twitch* *jerk*

I miss it already...

Part One: One Night in Paris ( Read more... )

I feel like doing a stupid quiz, why hasn't anyone done one interesting for me to steal, lately?

The government today announced that it is changing its National Crest from the Kangaroo and Emu, to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being