Braves and Falcons won today. *dances*

And Alabama won yesterday.

Can we deport Trump?

So Hillary has pneumonia. She's on antibiotics and getting better.

Happy 50th anniversary to Star Trek!!

I've been obsessed with pimento cheese sandwiches lately.

Panera needs to cut the stems off the arugula in its salads. I don't like tails on my vegetables.

Yes, I do know this is a first world problem.

Aren't there other things to talk about than Colin Kaepernick's not standing during the national anthem?

One week to college football!

(for any of you who care as much as I do)

Prince's estate is opening for tours in October.

I'm assuming the visitors will get some sort of purple souvenir.

I am disappointed in Ryan Lochte.