More Out of the Mouths......

[lnearth]

passed on from a friend of a friend of a....

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF CHILDREN
I just love these kid things. .

1) NUDITY. I was driving with my three young children one warm summer
evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She
was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old
shout from the back seat, "Mom

Comments

[britalone]

Oh how wonderful are these! Number nine had me laughing for ages! Thanks for posting.

[lnearth]

You're welcome--feel free to share. :-)

[violets_r_blu]

Aren't kids just wonderful!

[lnearth]

Never had a kid, so that's why I rely on you moms to share your adventures with your kids. And my friends with kids love that I listen about all the challenges they have with their kids--especially during their teen years--you can't carry all that stuff without venting! It's great! I know it can't be easy to be a mom, but the adventures must make it worthwhile...I have great nieces and a nephew, though, so yes, I have to agree kids are great! :-)

:)

[violets_r_blu]

You want one of mine?
Lol...just kidding, of course!

At least you have a nephew and neices. Hopefully you get some quality time with them that you all enjoy! I hope so.

Re: :)

[lnearth]

Your kids are adorable--from what you've written about them. No, I don't really interact with nephew and nieces--they live across the state and to make a long, boring dyfunctional story short--my sisters have pretty much gone into their own world which involves being enveloped in some kind of fundamentalist, cult-type religion--I'm the black sheep of the family because I committed what they term as the worst kind of sin--I'm divorced. Can you believe this? Trust me--it's more than you want to know---so my 'real' family are actually friends who are more my family than any of my family has ever been. Sorry--more than you wanted to know!