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[lo5an]

My last three fortune cookie fortunes, in reverse chronological order:

"Don't burn the candle at both ends. You'll run out of wax for the future"
"Be content with your lot. One cannot be first in everything."
"You're in over your head. It's time to seek professional help"

I'm considering swearing off fortune cookies if this trend continues.

Comments

[petrorabbit]

Yeh but really, how awesome do all three of those become when you append, "in bed?"

1. Save some of that hot wax for later because you'll be needing more because apparently your woman is going to want more.

2. As a dude you don't want to be "first" in bed so you're gold there.

3. And that last one . . . threeway with a hooker.