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So i'm trying this new, no fast food (except taco bell) thing. I'm trying to be healthy.

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[darksunrising]

But fast food IS healthy,it's called fast cause it speeds up the metabolism,therefore causing your body to shed more fat and to break down pickles much much faster then you would if you were just sitting at home eating ben or jerry.

Trust me,I'm a doctor,I know these things.
(p.s. appointment for a physical? your body isn't going to check itself out you know...but if it is,tell me...I smell a get rich quick scheme in it.)

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Dr. Gordon. May I see your certificates and accreditations?

fine.

[darksunrising]

Re: fine.

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Dayuuuuuuuuuuuum.

[mnemonic_ritual]

You fat bitch. :o)

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Takes one to know one, heffer.

[silentxrequiemx]

i miss taco bell. =(

i'm on this fruit and veggie diet, limited carbs. ugh.

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Thats what I wanna do!! But taco bell is sooo tasty. I skip the meat there though, it scares me sometimes.

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SAGGY BUTT!

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Saggy FACE!