Hell, for $119.00 I'll make them for you using nothing but toothpaste and mountain dew bottles. that way you'll have the shoes you want, and your feet will be minty fresh, cavity and plaque free, AND have a crisp refreshing caffeniated kick. for an extra $1.00 I'll even throw in a lifetime warranty.
it's not amazing, it's simple. you get cheap unpaid labor to slave away with a mere eighteen 20 oz. Moutain Dew bottles...and in 2-18 days (depending on how often you give them feed them...however I usually just hook them up to a nice bag of liquid potato chips courtesy of the Springfield Retirement Castle, that way they can't complain about needing "lunch") you have your shoes...or Intercontinental ballistic missles,you know...whatever tickles your fancy.
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that way you'll have the shoes you want, and your feet will be minty fresh, cavity and plaque free, AND have a crisp refreshing caffeniated kick.
for an extra $1.00 I'll even throw in a lifetime warranty.
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you get cheap unpaid labor to slave away with a mere eighteen 20 oz. Moutain Dew bottles...and in 2-18 days (depending on how often you give them feed them...however I usually just hook them up to a nice bag of liquid potato chips courtesy of the Springfield Retirement Castle, that way they can't complain about needing "lunch") you have your shoes...or Intercontinental ballistic missles,you know...whatever tickles your fancy.
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