Charles: Dude, chicks dig you.
Andrew: Naw dude. I've got titties.

Andrew: Dude, you gotta make me a handicapped sticker.
Charles: I will, I will, I promise.
Andrew: I need it. I've got pins in my legs and I have retarded thoughts in my brain.

So Sunday, Easter Sunday, our ever-so-catholic family went to celebrate Easter by validating our season passes at Six Flags. So off we went, getting there at like 9:30, time to get our passes validated before the whole day begun, and in time to watch the little looney tunes kill some time while the late employees get into uniform and get there ( Read more... )

Obituaries ( Read more... )

Joe cleared the crossbeam, falling horribly to the ground with a sickening thud. Andrew and I dropped the swings and kneeled beside him, who had most definitely had the wind knocked out of him ( Read more... )

Alirhgt. Gotta be short and sweet. And sorry to disappoint, Joe, the story's coming slow and steady. Here's the explanation I'm handing in tomorrow... well actually, later today, on why my lab report results were slightly skewed. Enjoy ( Read more... )

Okay. I figured I'd let Joe's fantasmic story sink in; it was a real knockout. Hardy har har. And Roldan, the comment you left was the icing on the cake, man ( Read more... )

Okay, so, one more try...Its Joe at the wheel, and this is what happened today ( Read more... )

Alright. I'm sorry for polluting your mind with that 'how to pass a test' shit. I closed the window after I updated it, and was like, wtf, I can do better than that. So here's a brief story from today, because I fear I've already wasted enough of your time ( Read more... )

Alright. This is Chuck back at the helm. Thank you Joe, for your wonderful entry, and I hope everyone enjoyed it. You seem to have put a fire under my ass to get this thing going again, so I'll give it an honest shot. Let me know what YOU think. Leave a comment ( Read more... )

Okay, well lets change it up a bit ( Read more... )