Why Do All My Trousers Have Holes in the Crotch? And Other Tales for Children

[lobsterking]

Now LiveJournal seems to have stuck up some device telling you exactly how long it's been since your last update. I GET THE HINT, LiveBASTARDS. I'm doin' it, I'm doin' it

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[burnlikethesun]

Hello you =]

[lobsterking]

How's it going?

[chercher12a14h]

Howdy Tom, if you might not have gathered, it's Emily from Oregon. "Billie" is my nickname as I have changed my identity, though not my gender, so don't get your panties in a twist.