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[loca_weda]

So here's the cat:

Comments

[ginamoog]

Ahahahaha Mary, you crack me up so bad.

She's got pretty amber eyes, but a smelly ass.

Maia has pretty green eyes, but stank ass breath. Like really bad.

"But I find the aroma of my own butthole to be so choice...?"

Hahahaha. Marry me, please?

[loca_weda]

K, I'll be the one in the front in the hot pink wedding dress at the Little Chapel O' Lesbians.

We need to co-write another version of "Smelly Cat". :\

[ginamoog]

smelly cat smelly cat why are you lickingyourasssorough.

[__shesaid__]

She's so pretty:) Have you tried giving her a bath so she smells good? That helped my babies when I got them from the humane society, now after time they only stink when they give each other baths', phewwwww!!!!

She's so pretty though:)

[loca_weda]

She's had a bath, but now that I think about it, I have never seen her clean her ass ONE TIME. This is unacceptable, she's alligator-bound till she gets it right.

[__shesaid__]

A cat that doesn't clean their own ass??? I'd die if that was the case with my cats, they would have some funky smelly ass's:)

[sofkysses]

Hahahaha! Kitty gots stinky dingleberries :p

My bird had a dingleberry once. But it was scent free. Scent free bootay too. This is one reason why I love my boid :D

[loca_weda]

I like boids...they just don't like me. I try to pet them either at friends' or the pet store and always end up getting bitten or shit on.

[sofkysses]

Well... getting shit on even happens when they like you too :\ That is unavoidable

[greenstratguy]

That cat looks soo devious. A cat such as could only be yours!

[loca_weda]

Yeah, she's probably whoring around at night when she's gone. More kittens! Yay.

[greenstratguy]

And why not? Isn't that what we all do when we're out at night?
I know I do!

[loca_weda]

OMGZ SLUT!!!

If I could just be a whore, my life would be so much simpler because I'd be the one person in the world who's smart about it. Too bad I don't enjoy fucking strangers, my bad! ;)

[inspectorjury]

Did you get my email?

[loca_weda]

Yes, I'm still trying to figure out when I have to work and can get a babysitter, but I'll definitely let you know some time in the next few days...

[inspectorjury]

Let me know. My daughter tells me there is a restaurant by the local Wallmart that has a breakfast buffet for six bucks plus drink.. Being a cheap bastard that appeals to me. Oh she says the food is excellent also.