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[loca_weda]

Funny little stupid shit (i.e., shit that only I find funny) has been happening all around me lately. Of course, I've forgotten it all already and because of that, nothing interesting will happen again, because my whole fucking life is willed by Murphy's Law. One could argue that if I wasn't a pothead in the first place and didn't therefore have

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[greenstratguy]

Hey there where ya goin', not exactly knowin', who says you have to call just one place home. He's goin' everywhere, B.J. McKay and his best friend Bear. He just keeps on movin', ladies keep improvin', every day is better than the last. New dreams and better scenes, and best of all I don't pay property tax. Rollin' down to Dallas, who's providin' my palace, off to New Orleans or who knows where. Places new and ladies, too, I'm B.J. McKay and this is my best friend Bear.

[loca_weda]

Did you find a Blues Clue, because you're real-ly smart?

[greenstratguy]

Barnaby The Bear's my name, never call me Jack or James, I will sing my way to fame, Barnaby the Bear's my name. Birds taught me to sing, when they took me to their king, first I had to fly, in the sky so high so high, so high so high so high, so - if you want to sing this way, think of what you'd like to say, add a tune and you will see, just how easy it can be. Treacle pudding, fish and chips, fizzy drinks and liquorice, flowers, rivers, sand and sea, snowflakes and the stars are free. La la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la la la la, so - Barnaby The Bear's my name, never call me Jack or James, I will sing my way to fame, Barnaby the Bear's my name.

[fuckhole]

You're afraid of people from Poland?

[loca_weda]

I find their language terrifying, much like that Lord of the Dance guy and his devil feet...

[fuckhole]

Mike and the Mechanics Flatley is Polish???
OMGizzle!

[loca_weda]

So sayit sayit sayit LOOOOOOOOOOOUD
say it cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear
you can liiiiisten as well as yew heeeeeeeeeeeEEEAAARRR!

[inspectorjury]

I had to read this in stages. I read till I laughed hard enough to tear up then wiped my eyes got myself under control and read some more. I am so glad you're back.

[loca_weda]

I sat up in bed this morning from work and thought, "Oh my, what did I type last night?"

The truth is never as interesting as a handful of lies. *shrug*

had no idea they were being fucked in the butt by lunchmeat.

[keefsbriefs]

for you I'd risk ecoli....

Re: had no idea they were being fucked in the butt by lunchmeat.

[loca_weda]

I have a nice tall glass of raw hamburger juice, just for you baby

Re: had no idea they were being fucked in the butt by lunchmeat.

[keefsbriefs]

only if it was drained from your orifice sweet cheeks (I will only do SO much for others)

[sofkysses]

"I scaled the house and climbed in through an open second story window. I promptly rubbed my nipples all over everything in the house and straddled his pillows."

I fucking passed out from laughing so hard!!!!!!! You kill me! So glad you are back :)

[loca_weda]

It's not rape if they can't say no, right? Riiiiight. ;)