Ok this is a quote I just heard on the news form some Texas officials.....
"People who are not evacuating from the hurricane hit zones should have their social security number written on their arm in permanent ink"

Jesus! Isnt that an uplifting thought.....

Things you learn from watching porn.....

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.  (Hey, Ive never had that problem)
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. (Wouldnt that be sweet)
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex ( Read more... )

Life is getting very boring. I am in sincere need of either a job or just something to keep me busy. I havnt been leaving the house much lately and its killing me. Although one good thing that has come out of all my free time is that I feel as if I have made a real dent in my writer's block. I am rewriting one of my older peoms right now so ( Read more... )

THIS LADY IS GIVING BIRTH IN THE HOSPITAL AND THE DOCTOR DELIVERING THE BABY DELIVERS IT, CUTS THE EMBILICAL CORD, AND THEN THROWS THE BABY REALLY HARD AGAINST THE WALL. THE MOTHER AND FATHER START FREEKING OUT WHEN THE DOCTOR PICKS UP THE BABY BY IT'S LEG AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE WALL AGAIN. THEN HE PICKS UP WHAT'S LEFT OF THE BABY, SMILES AT THE ( Read more... )

1.) go to www.google.com
2.) type in "failure" without the quotes
3.) press the I'm feeling lucky button (instead of the google search one)
4). Laugh

There are more 20-year-old virgins now than there were in the late '50s ( Read more... )

Does anyone who still reads this by any chance have a myspace that I dont know about?

Name: Brian ( Read more... )

Been itching to update for a while now. Season is over at Alpine so I am jobless. I might be getting hired at Family Video. I just have to wait and see. So yeah ( Read more... )

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