Comments | lockley: Why are all attractive guys who like me evil?

lockley

Why are all attractive guys who like me evil?

Feb 23, 2003 03:08

Sent Exley & White back to HQ. It was the end of their shift anyway, and they were getting kind of loopy. Unlike me. I'm just caffienated past all sanity. It's very quiet now at oh-dark-hundred; Anne's finally flaked out on the couch, Lorne's resting on one of the cots, and Virginia's doing some meditation to prep her for the spell in a few hours. ( Read more... )

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jscheme February 23 2003, 03:02:04 UTC

Well, other people seems to have this "evil is attracted/attractive" issue too. You guys should form an "Evil Anonymous", honestly.

Hunh. lockley February 23 2003, 13:48:24 UTC

Well, he's welcome to all my stalkers. Did he mention something about being gay? That would work out well....

Ah, I don't mean that. I'm just cranky. Nobody should be stalked. It's illegal. And wrong. And exhausting.

Maybe support group isn't a bad idea.

Re: Hunh. xander__harris February 24 2003, 00:13:23 UTC

Not gay. Just kidding. Had a bad date. Again.

Umm... hi.

Re: Hunh. lockley February 24 2003, 19:54:05 UTC

Not gay. Just kidding. Had a bad date. Again.

Ah. Been there. Said that. Much sympathy. Have a beer.

Umm... hi.

grin Yeah, hi. So. I hear we should form a support group. Would that be for those stalked by the Prince of Dorkness, or those who act as magnets for demons on the make?

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vlad_dracule February 23 2003, 07:39:18 UTC

Condescending? I? Oh, lovely one, I do not wish to appear that way. In fact, I have utmost respect for your strength and fortitude, which is what drew me to you in the first place. If I could but make you see my intentions are . . . well, not honorable, but definitely interesting, I think you would find yourself coming around.

You keep telling yourself that. lockley February 23 2003, 13:56:06 UTC

Right now, I have an apocalypse to end, friends to save, allies to find, civilians to protect, Angelus to stop, and a minion to grab. I'm swamped!

Doesn't leave any time for being stalked, thanks ever so.

Besides, aren't you supposed to be hooking up with that other guy in Sunnydale? I heard he was thinking of going gay.... That might work out for you.

No, never mind, didn't say that... (I am a good person, I will not throw my stalkers at innocent civilians... I am a good person, I will not throw my stalkers at innocent civilians)

cole_turner February 23 2003, 09:09:40 UTC

The name is Cole Turner.

I'm glad you like the new jacket.

*wary look* lockley February 23 2003, 13:51:27 UTC

I thought the name was "Source of All Evil". "Cole Turner" is pretty tame by comparison....

And uh, yeah. bewildered It's a great jacket.

walks away muttering to self

Re: *wary look* cole_turner February 23 2003, 13:54:36 UTC

One is my position, one is the name my mortal father gave me. My mother named me "Belthazar," but I prefer to go by Cole.

Uh-hunh. lockley February 23 2003, 14:01:55 UTC

My mother named me "Belthazar," but I prefer to go by Cole.

Well, who wouldn't. I'd bet you would've gotten a lot of teasing at school. Guys calling you "Belle" and all.

And is that a *political* position? Social attitude? Or... *sigh* re-loads gun

I have this philosophical objection, you see. aiming

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notavirgin February 23 2003, 13:05:54 UTC

Macking? Macking?!?!? Just because I happened to notice in passing that black-hat-flame-throwing-Source-of-all-Evil was cute just means I'm alive. Humph.

Yeah, yeah, getting back to the meditation. Just wish I could do something for Fred. Poor Fred.

Yeah, yeah.... lockley February 23 2003, 13:43:13 UTC

Macking? Macking?!?!? Just because I happened to notice in passing that black-hat-flame-throwing-Source-of-all-Evil was cute just means I'm alive. Humph.

Take it easy. You protected everyone when we needed it. I think I'm more envious that you *can* notice crap like that while throwing up magic shields. I'm always left going "Who was that masked man?" afterwards, even if they're saving my life. Frontal attacks shut down my attraction brain cells.

Yeah, yeah, getting back to the meditation. Just wish I could do something for Fred. Poor Fred.

Me too. Anne mentioned something -- wonder where she got to?

How *is* the meditation going? Is that shirt going to work? Do you need anything else?

Re: Yeah, yeah.... notavirgin February 23 2003, 13:57:37 UTC

How *is* the meditation going? Is that shirt going to work? Do you need anything else?

Fine, I don't know, and I don't know. sigh I don't know how this is going to work until -- if -- it works.

cole_turner February 23 2003, 14:33:17 UTC

I must say, you're a very attractive woman yourself, Ms. Bryce.

Thank you. sydbristow February 24 2003, 11:46:06 UTC

I'm sure you must be thrilled to be getting random Sunnydale news updates on top of the percolating catastrophe back in L.A., but just wanted to say thank you ... again, for your help.

If you're ever looking to move up in the world, say into law enforcement on a more national level, give me a call. (Do you have my card?) In the meantime, if all goes as planned you might have a very confused undead loverboy on your hands. Not such a bad deal.

Oh, and re: Flaming-Ball Fabio, I'd just say look at the evidence. Like his wife. Blech.

You're very welcome. lockley February 24 2003, 20:07:06 UTC

Always willing to help another woman working within the system. I've got nothing but respect for those trying to make a difference.

Plus it was hysterical. Hehehe. Sergeant Forehead. You're good.

Oh, and thanks for confirming what I suspected... of *course* the Flaming Nutbar's married. rolls eyes

My life. And welcome to it.