Seasons 1-4 Gag Reel Soundbytes
I wanted Jensen singing 'Oh Canada' on my iTunes...somehow that morphed into recording soundbytes from ALL the gag reels *facepalm*
Jan 2012 // Megaupload was shut down, links are no longer active
I will not be re-uploading these... unless someone specfically asks for them
I'm not offering single DL links cus of the sheer number of pieces...sorry
they're all MP3s
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Season One
everybody's having a great time, smack it!
Dr. Jerry...O'Connell...what's my name?
you told her?! - shut up!
it's like working with children
what kinda priest are you? - that's a good question
wanna make snowmen? - you hear that bomb?
beef bouillon! kelly Clarkson!
dude, you're not Sam!
wishing you happy holidays, eh!
where's the eggnog? - save yourself!
it's time to turn it up to 11
it's gonna be a good night, ya know what I mean?
we'll do it! we'll do it! silence! 1-2-3 go!
I got it!
what was that?
we're new Chippendale's dancers, we just moved in next door...
he'd like to scratch your *bleep* if that's okay
did you eat a dead pig? - three of them
vampires? I don't believe you dad!
you can't harm me!
just what word was that?
man, I think that midget stripper gave me herpes
people believe in Santa Claus how come I'm not..haHA!
bring Jesus Christ back?!
there was snot just comin' outta my nose!
we still have one bullet left...AHHH!
Zippo 1! : All of them
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Season Two
that'll wake ya up in the mornin'!
what is it? evil clown apocalypse!
I can't do it! it stinks in here!
print! check the gate! argh!
croatian? crawfish?
I just ripped my pants!
she had pretty crappy taste in...bleh!
there's a ligament!
two pinot grigios please
that's ectoplasm!
you want a thousand props to do while you say your lines? - I broke it!
I'm like a cat, I always end up on all fours
we're supposed to be doing version one man! - what's version one?
the sun's not up yet!
I can not open it! I cannot physically open this window!
poke it in the eye!
hi, I'm Jensen Ackles, you may know me from the award winning series...Dawson's Creek
I don't really care what you think okay?!...that was a big ol' gob of spit!
Zippo 2! : All of them
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Season Three
you're taller in person
and we fight...like men in tights
I love you...I miss your musk
I miss your musk
they're here!
I got a line you moron!
you can do me in the morning
Bonus!
Do Me! by Bell Biv DeVoe
I like!
yes...yes!
are we...take that...chance
I'd love some mouthwash
become a regular Freddie...Prince Jr.
Zippo 3! : All of them
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Season Four
AHHH!!! - Jesus!
I'm getting too old for this
that's some Dirty Harry shit right there!
I like!
oh my god, it's rotten eggs! it's like sulfur!
mull it over...mull-it
these stellar looks are...not a blessing!
woodchips...woodchips!
I'm a hero!
that's right, she does!
holy blonde cheerleader Batman!
you speaks French to me?
he blinked! sucker!!
you ain't gonna steal mine, no!
I'd like to thank the Academy
oh Canada!
where are my pants?
oh really! - oh yeah!
you have huge breasts!
damn you Eric Kripke
Zippo 4! : All of them