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[locust_love]

DAYUM ELYSSA: BOOGY BOO
h e a r t HAVOKx: ITTY BITTY TITTY COMITTEEEEE


DAYUM ELYSSA: whoa!
DAYUM ELYSSA: im in the wrong place
h e a r t HAVOKx: HAHAHAHHA
h e a r t HAVOKx: i love you
DAYUM ELYSSA: i love you too!
DAYUM ELYSSA: how was chicago
h e a r t HAVOKx: nice
h e a r t HAVOKx: glato be back home though
DAYUM ELYSSA: i hate chicago man
DAYUM ELYSSA: i lived there
DAYUM ELYSSA: born there
h e a r t HAVOKx: i was born there too nigga
h e a r t HAVOKx: and lived there
h e a r t HAVOKx: SWEET
DAYUM ELYSSA: which part
h e a r t HAVOKx: fuck idk
h e a r t HAVOKx: ahaha
DAYUM ELYSSA: i lived in three places
h e a r t HAVOKx: the part i was born in?
h e a r t HAVOKx: haha
DAYUM ELYSSA: buffalo grove, glenview and skokie
DAYUM ELYSSA: what part did you live in
h e a r t HAVOKx: idk
DAYUM ELYSSA: wow
h e a r t HAVOKx: lol
DAYUM ELYSSA: people from chicago are usualy like obsessed with it
DAYUM ELYSSA: i hate it
h e a r t HAVOKx: haha
DAYUM ELYSSA: *shits on chicago*
h e a r t HAVOKx: hahahah
DAYUM ELYSSA: i fart on it
h e a r t HAVOKx: i sweat on chicago
DAYUM ELYSSA: i piss on chicago
h e a r t HAVOKx: i shit on chicago then drag my ass like a dog
DAYUM ELYSSA: HAHAHA omg i just pictured that
DAYUM ELYSSA: i have discharge on chicago
h e a r t HAVOKx: HAHAHAH
h e a r t HAVOKx: i...
DAYUM ELYSSA: BAM
h e a r t HAVOKx: i uh...
h e a r t HAVOKx: i sell mexicans in chicago
DAYUM ELYSSA: i win!
DAYUM ELYSSA: ..dammit
h e a r t HAVOKx: haha
DAYUM ELYSSA: i artificially enceminate in chicago
DAYUM ELYSSA: (sp?)
h e a r t HAVOKx: hahahhaha
DAYUM ELYSSA: i win i win!
h e a r t HAVOKx: k, just this time though, until i discharge in your car or something
h e a r t HAVOKx: haha
DAYUM ELYSSA: omg
DAYUM ELYSSA: ill discharge in your easy mac
h e a r t HAVOKx: TOO BAD I DONT EAT THAT NASTY SHIT
h e a r t HAVOKx: ill period blood in your oatmeal
DAYUM ELYSSA: ill like it
DAYUM ELYSSA: ill have diarreha on your eyeball
h e a r t HAVOKx: please
DAYUM ELYSSA: why doesnt corn ever digest
DAYUM ELYSSA: you see yourself chewing on it until the point that its mush. but then you poo and you see like full things of corn. it doesnt make sense.
h e a r t HAVOKx: ew, yah i know, my old bestfriends dad told me that, but i hate corn
DAYUM ELYSSA: its weird
DAYUM ELYSSA: you eat your food until its like soup and then it comes out full
DAYUM ELYSSA: its like a puzzle
h e a r t HAVOKx: HAHAHAHAHHAH
h e a r t HAVOKx: a puzzle with cute doggies and flowers on it
DAYUM ELYSSA: it finds all the little peices of itself and it comes out full
h e a r t HAVOKx: thats because it has powers that no human will ever understand, it haunts you
DAYUM ELYSSA: well then
DAYUM ELYSSA: ill just eat it
DAYUM ELYSSA: until it dies
DAYUM ELYSSA: but we do that anyways and then it comes out full
h e a r t HAVOKx: I DONT GET YOU CORN.
DAYUM ELYSSA: well like anything
DAYUM ELYSSA: like for an instints
DAYUM ELYSSA: you eat a banana and it turns into mush the first second it touches your mouth
DAYUM ELYSSA: but then it comes out a whole banana
DAYUM ELYSSA: that would suck
h e a r t HAVOKx: hahahaha
h e a r t HAVOKx: oh yah
h e a r t HAVOKx: or you eat oatmeal and it comes out all in a block
DAYUM ELYSSA: like with the peel
h e a r t HAVOKx: LMFAO
DAYUM ELYSSA: hahahaha
DAYUM ELYSSA: omg
h e a r t HAVOKx: lolll brb<3
DAYUM ELYSSA: like if you eat mashed potatoes and it comes out as a potatoe with the roots and everything
h e a r t HAVOKx: or you eat an apple and it comes out with the tree
h e a r t HAVOKx: or drink apple juice rather
h e a r t HAVOKx: then it comes out with the tree
DAYUM ELYSSA: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
h e a r t HAVOKx: and the leaves
DAYUM ELYSSA: omg!!!!
h e a r t HAVOKx: and squirrels making nests
DAYUM ELYSSA: or if you eat a hamburger a cow comes out
h e a r t HAVOKx: with the bucket under his utters
DAYUM ELYSSA: HAHAHA
DAYUM ELYSSA: and a farmer sucking the milk
h e a r t HAVOKx: HAHAHAHHA
h e a r t HAVOKx: LMFAO
h e a r t HAVOKx: with overalls and a shovel
DAYUM ELYSSA: ROFL
h e a r t HAVOKx: and his barn
DAYUM ELYSSA: hahahahhaha!
h e a r t HAVOKx: with chikens
DAYUM ELYSSA: WOO
DAYUM ELYSSA: man
h e a r t HAVOKx: with dirt
h e a r t HAVOKx: OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE SHITTING OUT DIRT?
DAYUM ELYSSA: and his little tracter
h e a r t HAVOKx: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
h e a r t HAVOKx: HAHAHA
h e a r t HAVOKx: yahyahyah
h e a r t HAVOKx: and his wife
DAYUM ELYSSA: his wife and his paw!
h e a r t HAVOKx: and his three sons
DAYUM ELYSSA: and talking pigs!
h e a r t HAVOKx: and the little slave black boy in the cage in the barn
h e a r t HAVOKx: and flying pigs
DAYUM ELYSSA: HAHAHAHA
DAYUM ELYSSA: and niggers singing their little prayers
h e a r t HAVOKx: and the silverware in the barn
h e a r t HAVOKx: HAHAHA
DAYUM ELYSSA: and the underground railroad
h e a r t HAVOKx: because theyre locked in the basement
DAYUM ELYSSA: yeah
h e a r t HAVOKx: AND HARRIET TUBMAN
DAYUM ELYSSA: HAHAH
DAYUM ELYSSA: trhen we would stand there with our forks and pose for that picture
h e a r t HAVOKx: HAHAHAHHA
DAYUM ELYSSA: that the old guy and his wife did with that huge fork
h e a r t HAVOKx: i was thining that too!!!!!!1
DAYUM ELYSSA: with banjos and a bar-b-que
h e a r t HAVOKx: they ate harriet tubman with that huge fork
h e a r t HAVOKx: and the kiddie pool
DAYUM ELYSSA: but the kiddie pool is like 1 foot wide
h e a r t HAVOKx: so what the got it on sale
h e a r t HAVOKx: they*
DAYUM ELYSSA: we offically suck.
h e a r t HAVOKx: the end.
h e a r t HAVOKx: this is going on livejournal
DAYUM ELYSSA: omg!
DAYUM ELYSSA: YES!
h e a r t HAVOKx: haha
DAYUM ELYSSA: I LOVE YOU FARMER ASH
h e a r t HAVOKx: LOVE YOU TOO BANJO ELYSSA
DAYUM ELYSSA: YES!
h e a r t HAVOKx: hahahah
h e a r t HAVOKx: brb
DAYUM ELYSSA: ... we are awesome
DAYUM ELYSSA: ok