Bits and Pieces of the Action ( K/S snippets, cracky, part 1 of many)
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Warnings: Kirk/Spock pairing. They are canon, people, get over it. Language. Some crack. No chronological order whatsoever (this means that sometimes you'll have established relationship and sometimes pre-slash or just friendship). My weird attempts at humor. TOS and Abramverse all mixed up. Always considered complete, because even I do not know when and if I will ever update it.
And now, a note from your author: These are just bigger or smaller snippets that I amuse myself with sometimes. I decided to share them with you. Some may be considered crack. Also, if you'd like to see something done, don't hesitate to leave a note, and I will do my best to indulge you.
As soon turbolift's door closed, music started playing. Quite loudly. A very obnoxious and overplayed tune Jim knew a little to well for his liking. He groaned and shook his head, to which Spock raised an eyebrow at him in silent query.
“He spent entire day today on this?” Jim said in disbelief and hit the companel. “Kirk to Engineering.”
“Scotty here, Captain!” giddy voice on the other end boomed. “See ye found the turbolift upgrade!”
“Elevator music? Are you serious?! This is a Starship, not a shopping mall!” Jim let out an impatient huff and covered his face with his palm. “Could you just... Never mind. I just hope it's random playlist and me and Mr. Spock are unlucky.”
“Aye, sir!” Scotty sounded a tad too smug. Jim suspected a disaster was incoming. Especially since Spock was starting to fidget slightly, which was quite unusual. “I implemented various 20th and early 21st century songs in the turbolifts! Classics, sir! Admittedly, I was running out of ideas, but-”
“Your captain and second in command are trapped in the lift with fucking Wham!, Lieutenant,” Jim said, but irritation was slowly dissolving, making room for amusement, as he realized Spock was not fidgeting but nodding his head, very slightly, to the rhythm. He had a sudden vision of Spock in fedora, doing the jitterbug. It was quite hot, actually. “OK, what other songs are there?”
“No offence, sir, but I think it's more amusing to find out yerself. Just make sure ye're near doctor McCoy when he rides one of them turbolifts near the sickbay, I modified one of them specially for him,” there was a laugh and Jim saw both of Spock's eyebrows shoot up.
“You didn't!” this time Jim gave up and laughed as well. Spock gave him a questioning look again.
“What did you find so amusing, Jim?” he asked.
Jim patted his shoulder lightly and grinned.
“You'll find out quite soon, I believe.”
By the time he did, they were playing chess and Jim was staring idly at Spock's hands and considered how elegant they were.
Intercom buzzed and irritated voice of McCoy could be heard.
“McCoy to the Captain!”
Jim snickered and grinned at Spock, drawing his attention from the chess.
“Kirk here.”
“God dammit, Jim! There's this song playing in my turbolift!” he hollered over the sound of Robert Palmer stating his love for the doctor.
“Bones, appreciate it, Scotty modified it specially for you,” said Jim, still looking at Spock, whose eyebrows were so high they were almost invisible. He thought that maybe, just maybe, there was a somewhat upward curve to his pretty, pretty lips as well.
“Elevator music? You let him do this? On a Starship? Good God, man, how old are you?”
“Scotty is a genius, he can do whatever he wants when he's bored, if my girl is safe,” Jim replied, quite certain that this was one of the craziest ideas his chief engineer ever had. But well worth it.
“I agree with the doctor, Captain, it is quite juvenile,” the Vulcan said, but Jim definitely saw amusement in the eyes he was staring into with such pleasure, so he ignored the essence of the statement.
“Spock...” he whined instead. “Off-duty...”
“...Jim.”
“Better. Now, Bones, what were you saying?” but his only reply was a mantra of hate, fuck and hyposprays, so he switched the intercom off and they got back to their chess.
On to Part 2