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blackjedii December 2 2013, 00:11:37 UTC
All I want for Christmas is no more injuries

Injuries

Injuries

All I want for Christmas is no more injuries

SO SANTA DON'T SCREW IT UP

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blackjedii December 2 2013, 00:13:42 UTC
I'm pretty sure that first video is meant to be porn, except no one wanted to get out of their Under Armor.

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bubonicwoodchuk December 2 2013, 00:31:09 UTC
the seas will rise and fire will fall from the heavens before manuel neuer gets out of his under armor

it's very sad

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blackjedii December 2 2013, 01:40:06 UTC
pa-pa-pa-paparazzi


... )

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wanderlust101 December 3 2013, 02:34:46 UTC
LOLOLOL DOOR #3 IS THE FOOTAGE OF THEIR HALF-NAKED VOLLEYBALL IN FLORIDA.

THANK YOU DFB!

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bubonicwoodchuk December 3 2013, 18:12:12 UTC
bless them they know what we like to see :')

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lady_teazle December 3 2013, 18:33:59 UTC
On Day 3 I'm now all caught up on my slo-mo DFB Advent porn.

I refuse to think about our injuries. Everyone will be fine by June.

Right?

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blackjedii December 4 2013, 00:02:55 UTC
Well Lahm finally pulled a hamstring so he should be fine.
Orrr this is possibly the first sign of Armageddon. Possibly both.

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bubonicwoodchuk December 4 2013, 00:13:52 UTC
Day 4 is Mesut Özil wiping his nose in slow motion! And also kicking a ball around I guess.

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germanophilia December 7 2013, 11:46:21 UTC
Day 3 is like watching the Top Gun Volleyball scene...all dat slo-mo. I'm thanking DFB for their FanGirlService.

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