I Hope It Snows This Christmas

[lofro]

"I Hope It Snows This Christmas"
Tone: Comically angry
Blame this one on Emily. She gave me the line "I hope it snows this Christmas" and I ran with it. I realize it's October, but I had the chorus in my head now, dammit, now!

I had a girl and I thought I loved her
A diamond ring for a stocking stuffer
Man, I was gonna go down on one knee
She was gonna be my bride to be
I had the whole scene in my head
And it turns out I'm better off dead
I hope it snows on Christmas Day

I hope it snows this Christmas
I hope it snows on Christmas Day
I hope there's ten feet on the ground
So you'll just stay the fuck away

I got a letter from St. Nick
Sayin' you'd put me down as a prick
You weren't even gonna let me know
That you'd take your presents and go
Am I not worth a little tact?
I thought I deserved better than that
I hope it snows on Christmas Day

I hope it snows this Christmas
I hope it snows on Christmas Day
I hope you gotta shovel ten feet of snow
So I can slam my door in your face

You always tried to lay the blame
On me for keeping you out of reindeer games
You were gonna leave me here in pain
While you were suckin' on that candy cane
But I'm gonna work off some of that rage
'Cause daddy got me a twelve gauge
I hope it snows on Christmas Day

I hope it snows this Christmas
I hope it snows on Christmas Day
I hope there's ten feet lyin' on the ground
So you will stay the fuck away

I hope it snows this Christmas
I hope it snows on Christmas Day
I hope you gotta shovel ten feet of snow
So I can slam my door in your face

I hope it snows this Christmas
So you will stay the fuck away

-10/11/2006

Yes, that's the first Christmas song I think I've written. Heh.