Arrow: Season Two
Here we go moos!
- They're on an island!
- "God. You're really sweaty." I love you, Felicity!
- This is why guns are a bad idea to have around. There goes the Mayor!
- Go Laurel!
- Ok, so killing all those people was in honour of his Dad's memory, and now killing people DIShonours Tommy's memory - I'm losing count of all the people he has to do right by that are dead.
- Oh, Felicity, you are such a perve. I love you.
- I get the feeling that this is the season where Oliver tries to figure out how not to kill people and still get shit done. That'll be interesting.
- Oh that's nice, Oliver. NOW you're not skewering people. Jeeeesus.
- Okay. Let's hash out, here and now, the reasons why they can't be together THIS season, that will take ALL season for them to figure out, only to have something ELSE come between them at the end of THIS season when they resolve their problems hashed out here. Great writing, doods.
- Not that impressed with Summer Glau's acting. I know that's probably heresy in nerd land, but I said it.
- Walteeeeer! MY MAN!
- Blonde chick kicks ass. That better be Black Canary or someone awesome like that.
Ep 2
- Given the presence of blonde Triad lady, I figure it's not BC.
- Roy, you adorable dolt.
- Felicity's rage at being made into a Girl Friday? Glorious. Absolutely glorious.
- It's okay Manu, I'd choose you over Oliver any day.
- Ok, so pissing of Laurel is obviously a bad idea.
Ep3
- Oh, no, it is BC. Just *which* one is the question.
- Felicity is SO brave. *swoon*
- Laurel is being such an asshole. Fuck me flat, Tommy SO not worth all that shit.
- MANU ON FIRE NO.
- I really like Laurel's Dad. He's just so awesome.
- Black Canary has no qualms in skewering serial killers. Good.
Ep4
- Summer Glau. I don't know why you're wrong for this role, but you are. And why have they dressed you like that? You look like you're about to step onto the red carpet.
- "But then the ground shook and I matter because I know the guy with the biggest gun wins and that's why I will rule the Glades!" That is some of the worst fucking writing I have EVER HEARD on TV. My little brother wrote better dialogue than that when he was FIVE. I'm just downright insulted by that level of shittitude. It's at 4 minutes into the episode. Fuck me flat.
- Our masked friend is Laurel's sister, I'm guessing. Felicity, of course, is working this out because Felicity is life.
- Yes it is. And nice actress switch, there.
- How the fuck was she supposed to survive being sucked out of a ship? And how the fuck did she learn to kick ass? This is so fucking stupid!
- About a year later you saw her? And noooobody thought it pertinent to his storyline so far to fucking mention this? UGH. SLOPPY. SLOPPY WRITING.
- Felicity: Do you have any happy stories? [I LOVE HER]
- So BC has a pet lesbian?
- All the bad guy black people in this.
- Holy shit, is Laurel becoming an alcoholic?
- Just ONCE I want black gangsters to be listening to Creedence or the Eagles or something.
- Drink driving? You asshole, Laurel.
- Laurel's Asshole Behaviour continues!
- When removing a bullet, I'd start with the syringe. Chances are, it's filled with antibiotics or pain relief. Either way, it's a good starting point.
- Laurel, you have a problem. You over pluck your eyebrows.
- LESBIAN DOWN!
- It's nice to have a kick-ass woman on the show. I just wish her backstory wasn't so flimsy.
- I like that BC doesn't like the word "bitch". Nice.
Ep 5
- Oliver and Sara did a really shitty thing by going on that boat. So shitty.
- Laurel's falling to bits.
- Sara just said Felicity was cute. UNFF.
- People in this universe seem to find arrows a mild inconvenience once they're good at fighting in any capacity.
- Lt. Lance breaks my fuckin' heart. Great acting.
- You don't have to liquor up Digby to get into his pants, Oliver.
Ep6
- It's like they keep building into the five years and I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm kind of over the five years now? I get it, he had a bad time there? I just want to see SUPERHERO stuff happen and less of the soap opera crap. It's like Dynasty with bows, arrows, guns and blood.
Ep7
-OMG I FIGURED IT OUT. THE GUY ACTING AS THE COUNT VERTIGO GUY PLAYS HIM *EXACTLY* LIKE ROBBIE ROTTEN FROM LAZY TOWN. THAT IS WHY I CANNOT TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY!! "Too SLOPPY! Too STUPID!" PURE ROBBIE. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
- Actually, Roy, studies suggest that indulging anger with aggressive behaviour makes you feel worse. To truly overcome such feelings, talk therapy, mindfulness and meditation are the key to recovery. But that wouldn't make as dramatic a moment as Thea beating you ineffectively with boxing gloves on and then weeping in your arms.
- OH HELL NO. They did NOT just do the "Can you enhance?" bullshit! NO. YOU CAN'T ENHANCE. YOU CANNOT RETRIEVE INFORMATION THAT IS NOT THERE, FUCKERS.
- Count Rotten just bought the farm. Nice work, Oliver.
- I continue to love the ever loving hell out of Felicity.
Ep8
- Aargh I didn't realise my note taking had missed the ep change. Not-Flash had to go home or lose his job and in the flash back, Slade is dying with the Mirakuru in him.
- Oliver, you just shot a friend in the leg with an arrow. This is not normal behaviour. I think you may have issues.
- God, solid hallucinations of Manu Bennett. You could bottle and sell that shit.
- Diggles is the best thing since Jesus.
- Felicity is the best thing to happen to Oliver since Diggles.
- AAArgh! ROY! Needle!!
- That Tommy vision was surprisingly touching.
- Poor Slade. He mental with grief.
- I like the mask. It's swanky.
- They're on an island!
- "God. You're really sweaty." I love you, Felicity!
- This is why guns are a bad idea to have around. There goes the Mayor!
- Go Laurel!
- Ok, so killing all those people was in honour of his Dad's memory, and now killing people DIShonours Tommy's memory - I'm losing count of all the people he has to do right by that are dead.
- Oh, Felicity, you are such a perve. I love you.
- I get the feeling that this is the season where Oliver tries to figure out how not to kill people and still get shit done. That'll be interesting.
- Oh that's nice, Oliver. NOW you're not skewering people. Jeeeesus.
- Okay. Let's hash out, here and now, the reasons why they can't be together THIS season, that will take ALL season for them to figure out, only to have something ELSE come between them at the end of THIS season when they resolve their problems hashed out here. Great writing, doods.
- Not that impressed with Summer Glau's acting. I know that's probably heresy in nerd land, but I said it.
- Walteeeeer! MY MAN!
- Blonde chick kicks ass. That better be Black Canary or someone awesome like that.
Ep 2
- Given the presence of blonde Triad lady, I figure it's not BC.
- Roy, you adorable dolt.
- Felicity's rage at being made into a Girl Friday? Glorious. Absolutely glorious.
- It's okay Manu, I'd choose you over Oliver any day.
- Ok, so pissing of Laurel is obviously a bad idea.
Ep3
- Oh, no, it is BC. Just *which* one is the question.
- Felicity is SO brave. *swoon*
- Laurel is being such an asshole. Fuck me flat, Tommy SO not worth all that shit.
- MANU ON FIRE NO.
- I really like Laurel's Dad. He's just so awesome.
- Black Canary has no qualms in skewering serial killers. Good.
Ep4
- Summer Glau. I don't know why you're wrong for this role, but you are. And why have they dressed you like that? You look like you're about to step onto the red carpet.
- "But then the ground shook and I matter because I know the guy with the biggest gun wins and that's why I will rule the Glades!" That is some of the worst fucking writing I have EVER HEARD on TV. My little brother wrote better dialogue than that when he was FIVE. I'm just downright insulted by that level of shittitude. It's at 4 minutes into the episode. Fuck me flat.
- Our masked friend is Laurel's sister, I'm guessing. Felicity, of course, is working this out because Felicity is life.
- Yes it is. And nice actress switch, there.
- How the fuck was she supposed to survive being sucked out of a ship? And how the fuck did she learn to kick ass? This is so fucking stupid!
- About a year later you saw her? And noooobody thought it pertinent to his storyline so far to fucking mention this? UGH. SLOPPY. SLOPPY WRITING.
- Felicity: Do you have any happy stories? [I LOVE HER]
- So BC has a pet lesbian?
- All the bad guy black people in this.
- Holy shit, is Laurel becoming an alcoholic?
- Just ONCE I want black gangsters to be listening to Creedence or the Eagles or something.
- Drink driving? You asshole, Laurel.
- Laurel's Asshole Behaviour continues!
- When removing a bullet, I'd start with the syringe. Chances are, it's filled with antibiotics or pain relief. Either way, it's a good starting point.
- Laurel, you have a problem. You over pluck your eyebrows.
- LESBIAN DOWN!
- It's nice to have a kick-ass woman on the show. I just wish her backstory wasn't so flimsy.
- I like that BC doesn't like the word "bitch". Nice.
Ep 5
- Oliver and Sara did a really shitty thing by going on that boat. So shitty.
- Laurel's falling to bits.
- Sara just said Felicity was cute. UNFF.
- People in this universe seem to find arrows a mild inconvenience once they're good at fighting in any capacity.
- Lt. Lance breaks my fuckin' heart. Great acting.
- You don't have to liquor up Digby to get into his pants, Oliver.
Ep6
- It's like they keep building into the five years and I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm kind of over the five years now? I get it, he had a bad time there? I just want to see SUPERHERO stuff happen and less of the soap opera crap. It's like Dynasty with bows, arrows, guns and blood.
Ep7
-OMG I FIGURED IT OUT. THE GUY ACTING AS THE COUNT VERTIGO GUY PLAYS HIM *EXACTLY* LIKE ROBBIE ROTTEN FROM LAZY TOWN. THAT IS WHY I CANNOT TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY!! "Too SLOPPY! Too STUPID!" PURE ROBBIE. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
- Actually, Roy, studies suggest that indulging anger with aggressive behaviour makes you feel worse. To truly overcome such feelings, talk therapy, mindfulness and meditation are the key to recovery. But that wouldn't make as dramatic a moment as Thea beating you ineffectively with boxing gloves on and then weeping in your arms.
- OH HELL NO. They did NOT just do the "Can you enhance?" bullshit! NO. YOU CAN'T ENHANCE. YOU CANNOT RETRIEVE INFORMATION THAT IS NOT THERE, FUCKERS.
- Count Rotten just bought the farm. Nice work, Oliver.
- I continue to love the ever loving hell out of Felicity.
Ep8
- Aargh I didn't realise my note taking had missed the ep change. Not-Flash had to go home or lose his job and in the flash back, Slade is dying with the Mirakuru in him.
- Oliver, you just shot a friend in the leg with an arrow. This is not normal behaviour. I think you may have issues.
- God, solid hallucinations of Manu Bennett. You could bottle and sell that shit.
- Diggles is the best thing since Jesus.
- Felicity is the best thing to happen to Oliver since Diggles.
- AAArgh! ROY! Needle!!
- That Tommy vision was surprisingly touching.
- Poor Slade. He mental with grief.
- I like the mask. It's swanky.