Turns out my conscience (it still exists!? I know, right?) got the better of me and i decided a quick death by massive gunshot trauma would be the best way to end it. Unfortunately for me but to the coons benefit i greatly underestimated how quickly one of those fuckers can streak off into the dark. Since NONE of our flashlights work I was unable ( Read more... )

I know I've got a lot of negative posts, but it's kinda my life right now. Erin's great, Alicia is fun now that she's here, but everything else blows ( Read more... )

My grandmother had lung cancer. She went in to have the tumor and an entire lung removed, complications arose and the operation was scrubbed because they couldn't remove the growth. Then the main artery that carries blood to the heart burst, then she had a seizure and she's been on a ventilator because she's not strong enough to breath ( Read more... )

OMG, the kittens are so cute they will make your head explode into rainbows and candy ( Read more... )

My information was wrong and I have a heavy biased against MSU.

NO I am not a fan of U of M, if anything I hate them more than MSU. I find it a little pathetic that whenever someone bashes MSU they are instantly labeled as a lover of some other school. I really don’t like any school but NMU and even then some of their practices (I know from ( Read more... )

So Erin got me to use her Triond account to post some pictures on the internet. It's a site where they publish your stuff and you get paid for it.

Funny story, they denied one of my pictures. We e-mailed them to ask why and they said we broke the Triond.com Terms of Service. I argued the point and made my case that the picture was in fact mine. ( Read more... )

You’re not the best school in the world, not by a LONG shot. You’re not proving your loyalty by rioting, you’re not doing anything to help Michigan’s economy by driving others away and you’re just making yourselves look worse when you even attempt to defend yourselves.

Apparently the reason tear gas was used is because of fires breaking ( Read more... )

Ok if I see one more feminist bimbo who has NO IDEA what she's talking about spouting off on women's misrepresentation in video games I'm gunna vomit. They complain that women in video games are nothing but brainless sets of overly large breasts. OBVIOUSLY they have never actually touched a video game before other than to hold the box up and scoff ( Read more... )

Well, I’m 21… I’m not old, but I’m definitely no longer youthful by any standards. My body is failing a lot more than it used to but I’m not in the ballpark of being an old busted geezer. Some would say these are the best years to be alive. I thought, what better time to reflect on the journey that brought me here and I came up with a few things.

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OK, i know i'm going to get into trouble for a lot of these from my more... how can i put this delicately... Bible humping friends, but I laughed my ass off at these things so hard and i thought i'd share a few. I guess it's the truth that i see in most of them that strikes my funny bone.


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