It's bloody hot in here

[logicalbastard]

So, despite the heat and my feeling rather ill, I bring you the Further Adventures of My Strange Creations, or 'Guys in Ties', if you would rather.



"Christian?"

"Hm?"

"Were you sleeping?"

"No. Not really."

"Why are you here?"

"Why not?"

"You were expected at your uncle's over an hour ago."

"..."

"Why are you here, then?"

"Why are you here?"

"Why shouldn't I be?"

"Same reason."

"He's not my uncle, Christian."

"But..."

"And it's my room. Why aren't you in yours?"

"I didn't want anyone to find me. They wouldn't think to look for me here."

"Oh."

"I hope you don't mind."

"No...of course not, I..."

"Good."

"It's nice having you here, Christian."

"I should go."

"...goodnight, Christian."

"Goodnight, Avery."

Oh, and if there were a movie, Tom Sturridge would play Christian.