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logicalyliberal

Wendy's Cell

Sep 02, 2009 02:45

[OOC: Noticed everyone was doing this, so I'm going to be unoriginal & hop on, cause I love the idea!]

MESSAGE:"Hello, you've reached Wendy Testaburger's phone. I'm unable to answer my calls right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks for calling. [Pause] Oh, actually, if this call is ( Read more... )

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bebeallison September 2 2009, 07:31:23 UTC

Text: Hey girl, whats up? Wanna go to the mall or hang out and do something this weekend? Have you found a job or anything, I need a ride to city hall, that's where the good job postings are at. <3

logicalyliberal September 2 2009, 14:35:04 UTC

Text: Hey Bebe. Feel like talking to me again, do you? Funny how you only do that when you need a drive in my car. I suppose we can go to the mall, I need to do some school shopping, and actually I was thinking of looking for a job there. We can go to city hall though, sure. Although I could ask mom just to bring the postings home from work for us, since she goes everyday, right?

bebeallison September 3 2009, 10:31:32 UTC

Text: aww it hurts me to think you dont think youre my best friend. I'll walk to your house after school then if your mom has the job postings from city hall, we can catch up and stuff.

[Text] logicalyliberal September 3 2009, 15:10:32 UTC

Well, it's not like you've really been making any time to talk to me since school started. Or since you hooked up with Randy Marsh, what the fuck? Stan's dad? Seriously. But anyway, I suppose you can come over after class. I'll ask mom to pick them up for us. I'll be a bit late because I have the student council meeting, but just wait for me upstairs, I guess. Dad'll be home.

Thread 6

[VOICEMAIL] i_am_so_srsly September 3 2009, 15:12:54 UTC

[beat]

{long, heavy sigh]

You know, uh... I slept on it and, um... I'm... sorry about all of those things I said about you. It... it wasn't cool of me. It really wasn't. You're a lot better than... than what I said.

And, um... that's all I wanted to say.

[long pause before hanging up]

[VOICEMAIL] ~Bitch!Wendy is fun~ logicalyliberal September 3 2009, 15:47:01 UTC

Didn't I tell you not to call my fucking phone again, you fat bastard? God, who the fuck do you think you are?

I should kick the shit out of you just for this. I don't want to hear your lame-ass fucking apologies, fuck that.

School on Monday. You better watch out, because I am going to take you out.

Got that?

[pause, frustrated groan, before hanging up]

[VOICEMAIL] i_am_so_srsly September 3 2009, 16:03:00 UTC

Okay, I promise that this is the last, absolute last time I call you. I'll even erase your number from my phone so I can't call you back. I understand your anger completely, Wendy, and you're right, I... I have been really dishonest in the past, and now I'm seriously. I mean it, I'm absolutely sorry. You can even kick my ass, I'll take it, for real. But you tell me what else I need to do to make it all up to you, everything, and I'll do it, I promise.

And, ugh, don't swear like that... it really doesn't flatter you.

[VOICEMAIL] logicalyliberal September 3 2009, 16:21:15 UTC

How did you even get my number in the first place? Did that pussy Stan give it to you? Fuck him, goddamnit.

Of course I'm right, I'm always right. You're not sorry, you've never sorry, but you're going to be sorry when I kick the living shit out of you. [pause] Again. Do you remember last time, Erica? Remember that? It's going to be ten times worse this time. And you just better take it, or else I'll make it even worse than that.

Actually, if you want to even live past your beating, I suggest you bring me your fancy new camera that you just bought. I saw you showing it off last week, and you know? It's a pretty nice model. And I want it.

Give me that and maybe I'll let you keep some of your teeth. Or your motor functions.

And don't tell me what to do. I'll swear if I fucking want to, got it?

[pause] Asshole.

Thread 6

[voicemail] kevinstoley September 8 2009, 21:17:29 UTC

*shaky voice* Wendy... terribly sorry to bother you... uhhh... it's really -important- though. Just get back to me as soon as possible, okay?

[voicemail] logicalyliberal September 8 2009, 23:04:31 UTC

Okay, I got your message, Kev. What the fuck is going on?

Re: [voicemail] kevinstoley September 9 2009, 00:00:38 UTC

...I don't know quite how to say this... Butters killed Kyle and Tweek.... and himself. Me and Ike found them and the police are investigating and shit. I'm at the hospital with Bebe now, although she's asleep, I think Cartman's coming, too. You're welcome to come if you please. I've been the one to break the news to pretty much everyone.

Re: [voicemail] logicalyliberal September 9 2009, 01:16:08 UTC

... Dude, seriously? I don't believe that Butters would.. I mean, I saw all of the lj entries and shit, but I figured it was all horseshit. You do know how you boys love to get into your faggy little pissing contests with each other, I assumed this was another one.

That little fruit had balls. I'll be over in a few, probably.

Thread 5

text bebeallison October 28 2009, 18:07:35 UTC

hey girl what's up, I guess there are two halloween parties happening, I'd rather go to kyle's this year, old people getting wasted seems really freaky and mrs. broflovski and cartman will be there, bad crowd, but we should totally tp their house.

[text]

oh and I have your ex in an awesome comstume at my work, I'll try to take a camera phone pic for you tee hee.

[text]

and really wendy if all the cute boys in sotuh park are going out with eachother I guess the two hottest chicks in south park might just have to go out.

[picture message]

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cute dress stan!

ooc- I so want a real pic of stan in a brides outfit XD