Personal Log ✘ 001

[logicphile]

[Voice

Comments

[mydadsthedoctor]

One, this might be a violation of the laws in your world, but they hardly are here. Two, I don't suggest you remove those wings unless you want to kill yourself, because that certainly will accomplish that. Three, there's not much of an authority figure around here unless you'd like to speak to the Malnosso, and four, it would hardly be considered "detrimental" to any foreign governmental relations even there were.

Oh, and five. Welcome to Luceti.

[logicphile]

Yes. Thank you. I am sure it was their intention to make me feel welcomed here.

[mydadsthedoctor]

Yes, well, obviously this isn't a place anyone would want to be welcomed to. However, you are stuck here for now like the rest of us, and this place isn't so bad all the time, so there's nothing wrong with welcoming you to the community.

[logicphile]

While your comportment is commendable, I believe your logic is slightly flawed. Believing that a place "isn't so bad" is disregarding the fact that we are still not free to leave as we wish and that we have lost all rights over our bodies.

[Voice]

[wise_maiden]

I would suggest leaving the wings alone. There are many difficult things to come to term with in this place...

If you can find a comfortable place to sit down and read, I can provide you with a guide that will hopefully answer most of your questions.

[Voice]

[logicphile]

So I have been informed.

That would be acceptable and welcomed. However, I must admit- I am unaware of my relative location.

[Voice]

[wise_maiden]

This location is called Luceti, though the name of the general 'world' outside this area has not been made known to us.

[Voice]

[logicphile]

There have been no attempts to explore the outer regions?

[voice]

[hippocraticly]

Oh, great...

[voice]

[logicphile]

[KNOWS THAT VOICE. KNOWS IT VERY WELL. :|]

Chief Medical Officer, Doctor Leonard H. McCoy. I had not expected you to abandon your post to indulge in the captain’s adventurous nature.

[voice]

[hippocraticly]

[CURSE HIS STRING OF ROTTON BAD LUCK B|]

I can assure you I didn't abandon it willingly, Mr. Spock.

[voice]

[logicphile]

[MAYBE HE SHOULDN'T HAVE COMPLAINED SO MUCH TO SPOCK THEN. KIND OF HARD TO FORGET A VOICE WHEN IT'S ALWAYS YAKKING IN YOUR EAR.]

So it would seem. I presume that you are likewise inflicted with unnecessary additions?

[voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

Spock?!

[ /BREAKS HER HIATUS ]

[voice]

[logicphile]

[Silence, and then a slight shifting is heard.]

Yes, Captain. I would express my astonishment at finding you here- however, the sentiment would be a lie. I trust that you are unharmed?

[HE WAS SLIGHTLY CONCERNED. REALLY. Even if Kirk can't tell from his voice.]

[voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

Well, at the moment. I was a while ago. Wings got torched in a fit of a possessed friend. Enjoying those wings?

[ YOU BETTER BE CONCERNED. BONES AND I HAVE BEEN STRANDED HERE. ]

Spock - what was your stardate? 2258.50 for Bones and I - and we've been here months. Is the Enterprise okay?

[voice]

[logicphile]

They are...intriguing. And highly inconvenient. I do not believe I will keep them.

[YEAH WELL, IF YOU BOTH WOULD JUST STAY PUT, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PLAY WHERE'S WALDO IN THE WHOLE BETA QUADRANT.]

2258.55, Captain. You and Doctor McCoy have been absent for approximately 5.2 days. It was, as expected, somewhat disquieting. From my last recollection, the Enterprise was as it was before you left.

[arrogant_mage]

This place's idea of foreign governmental relations appears to be taking people from other worlds. No one here is a native.

[logicphile]

I am beginning to see that.

[arrogant_mage]

And it sounds like you spoke with others. Has someone sent you the guide to this place yet?

[logicphile]

Yes, I believe they have. It is thoroughly informative, and should ultimately prove useful. I appreciate your inquiry.