tehehe fucking vatican bullshit

[loki_jr]

According to this Newsweek article, a Vatican priest was caught propositioning a young man and stating he doesn't believe homosexuality is a sin. I'm not surprised - shouldn't we be suspicious of any religion's sexual orientation that has seasonal color schemes for its clergy? Does no one else find that a little "Queer Eye"?

But this is the best

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[war_dame]

i love the stories they keep coming up with. it's great.

[weaselsdontfly]

Thinking of which, I'm having a menstrual blood drinking party. I was thinking about maybe sacrificing a goat and serving virgin hors de oeuvres. I was going to seduce a priest later on but I think I'm lacking the necessary equipment (i.e. a penis and/or a soprano vocal range), so maybe I could dig out a plaid miniskirt and hand a nun a ruler and ask her to punish me. You wanna come? It should be exciting. I've invited the entire Vatican.

[loki_jr]

lol