Life has it's little lessons...and it's not so little ones...
Here are some of the lessons I have learned this summer:
1)Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
2)If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3)Ravers give BAD directions.
4)You Can outrun an angry dog, if your not wearing phat pants.
5)Tanning naked on a roof is a bad idea, just because you can't see them doesn't mean they can't see you.
6)Naked pictures of you on the internet are bad.
7)Do not taunt a kitten with catnip, they jump much further than you think.
8)A glowstick is NOT a chewtoy.
9)petsmart has security, and they don't like it when you try to get in the cage with the chinchilla's.
10)Superglue IS forever
11)Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
12)Spanging in front of the information desk at a mall is a BAD idea.
13)You CAN pack 13 ravers into a ford explorer and drive from seattle to kent and live to tell the tale.
14)The cops don't like it when you pack 13 people in a 5 person car.
15)You CANNOT get hight off of dry erase markers, but you will pass out after 10 minutes of trying to breath with them up your nose.
16)Drunken twister is bad!
17)Do not ask a drunk guy to hold a full bottle of tequilla, not even for a second.
18)Homeless people do not like being tripped on, or getting peed on for that matter...
19)No you cannot flush that bag of condoms down the toilet, at least not without them coming back for revenge.
20)You can navigate seattle at 3 am by using 24-hour gas stations as landmarks...
21)A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
22)It's easier to hide from park security when your NOT wearing day-glow orange and neon green.
23)Draino can be used to dissolve all sorts of things...
24)Hamsters do not like draino...
25)Do not wake a junglist up after she hasn't slep for two days. They bite.
26)You cannot sneak into the space needle.
27)The security at the space needle can actually "Throw" you out.
well...those are the big lessons this summer....
(((THE END)))
(btw, I was just kidding about the hamster/draino thing...)
1)Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
2)If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3)Ravers give BAD directions.
4)You Can outrun an angry dog, if your not wearing phat pants.
5)Tanning naked on a roof is a bad idea, just because you can't see them doesn't mean they can't see you.
6)Naked pictures of you on the internet are bad.
7)Do not taunt a kitten with catnip, they jump much further than you think.
8)A glowstick is NOT a chewtoy.
9)petsmart has security, and they don't like it when you try to get in the cage with the chinchilla's.
10)Superglue IS forever
11)Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
12)Spanging in front of the information desk at a mall is a BAD idea.
13)You CAN pack 13 ravers into a ford explorer and drive from seattle to kent and live to tell the tale.
14)The cops don't like it when you pack 13 people in a 5 person car.
15)You CANNOT get hight off of dry erase markers, but you will pass out after 10 minutes of trying to breath with them up your nose.
16)Drunken twister is bad!
17)Do not ask a drunk guy to hold a full bottle of tequilla, not even for a second.
18)Homeless people do not like being tripped on, or getting peed on for that matter...
19)No you cannot flush that bag of condoms down the toilet, at least not without them coming back for revenge.
20)You can navigate seattle at 3 am by using 24-hour gas stations as landmarks...
21)A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
22)It's easier to hide from park security when your NOT wearing day-glow orange and neon green.
23)Draino can be used to dissolve all sorts of things...
24)Hamsters do not like draino...
25)Do not wake a junglist up after she hasn't slep for two days. They bite.
26)You cannot sneak into the space needle.
27)The security at the space needle can actually "Throw" you out.
well...those are the big lessons this summer....
(((THE END)))
(btw, I was just kidding about the hamster/draino thing...)