the Cutting Edge
(56% dark, 56% spontaneous, 38% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's ( Read more... )

So if there's a standard for how settled one can be into a "family life"... I think I hit it. All day I've been looking out the window waiting for the garbage truck... We've got a load of old yard toys and leaves and shit... It's 5pm... No truck... I keep looking down the street to see If the truck is coming or if anyone else's trash is gone. ( Read more... )

So its 12:00 am and im making clam chowder... and not the faggotty white kind either... i said chowder not chowdah

1).YOUR STRIPPER NAME - (NAME OF FIRST PET + STREET YOU LIVE ON): BoBo Dutton ( Read more... )

To all of you with those "Red Sox '04 World Champs" bumper stickers... Next year theyre gonna look about as cool as your "Dukakis in '88" stickers. Enjoy it bitches.

there is nothing better than cold crab rangoon for breakfast

Vanessa's little girl learned "When I say Pimp ... You say HO! ... PIMP HO PIMP HO PIMP HO!"

fuck this snow on a weekend. two feet of snow to shovel and ill have to work on monday... when it snows goddamnit i better get a FUCKING day off ( Read more... )

heres some pics of my apartment

www.lokipokey.com/apartment

Man. It already snowed. I have to get rid of my car. :(