If there's one phrase that won't be far from your lips tonight, it'll be 'Whale spotted in Central London', or maybe 'Whales in Thames sprout Whale Invasion'. Yep, that's right kids, 20th January 2006 will be remebered as the day when a seven-tonne whale made its path up the river to reach a signal emitting area to watch everyone's favourite sitcom ( Read more... )

I pretty much predict what happens in my life through my livejournal entries. Better be careful what I write from now on.

On Saturday, me & Jill went into Newcastle. I think i've had the best time i've had in a little while. I remember using that phrase not long ago, but I'm sure it wasn't of much importance back then. We bumped into Phil and ( Read more... )

Eee, all men are pigz. Except for Peter Brewis and Jews ( Read more... )

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Put the oil into the pan.

Merry Christmas, Everyone!


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Shits on myspace.

The other day I found myself most unfortunately in Wilkinsons. Deary me. The twice I've been in there before, i've seen Mr. Baxter. And you know who he looks like. So who do I come across on the second floor just past the totem poles and Buddhist marionette?


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Sonnet 130

I'm a visual learner, and although i've had the recording for a good few years now, it's nice to see a few scribbles there too. Aww.

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