I swear to whatever deities will listen that I'm going to kill that gnome.
Do either of you who read this know where I can find accommodations around the multiverse? I'd like somewhere to hide and somewhere to think clearly about the job at hand.
I do not like being called desperate simply because I'm not prudish and am willing to show others a good
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Accommodations? I don't really know anyone outside the main city, sorry.
I've resorted to hanging my gold pouch down the front of my pants so it can't go there to steal money. I'm scared it will make people question my gender. At least it's a little padding.
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I'll have to ask some of my... outside connections regarding a place to stay, in that case. There are certain people I've done who probably wouldn't mind if I spent a few nights here and there at their place.
And I completely understand. You know that shirt I wear over my mithral? If one were to... say... grope my chest, it'd feel a lot less like chest and a lot more like gold. So you're not the only one. The point is, its antics are tiring, and I would rather expend my energy on working toward our goal.
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I THOUGHT your chest looked bigger than when we met.
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I could have done the crotch thing, but I think the mithral would have protested.
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All the same, though, kicking it in the head would make me feel better.
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Oh, why am I even thinking that way? She'll hop aboard the Warlock Express and just fly over the damn thing anyway.
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If you're looking for temporary or even long term accommodations I have plenty of space in my place. When I moved in I took over an old hangar and converted it so I've ample room for you if needed.
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The bard is useful. She does nothing to make us suspect her, and damned if we don't need The Captain Planet Theme her songs of Inspire Courage when we fight. She serves her purpose well in combat and she hasn't tried to destroy any of us.
With respect to the gnome, yes, the damn thing has skill. We know that. Hence my money-bag breasts. [Shakes chest, it jingles] It's the only place where I can hide my gold and would know if it was having a go at finding it. But I can only take so much of pranking and general distractions when we have a goal in mind. You say it will pickpocket our next foe? It is just as likely to rob one of us blind. Do you recall what almost got her killed a few days ago ( ... )
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The bard... I have no issues with. As to her motives, well, she's kept them hidden well. Then again, she hasn't done anything to merit too much attention. She does as she is told and does it well.
We're giving the gnome one more chance as it is. If it decides to fly off with the Warlock, then it will not be welcome to the party any longer. If it stays, it will have to demonstrate its usefulness somehow, or again, it will not be welcome.
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