Fic: Text Me a Happy New Year (Day 9 - Sunday)
Media: Fic
Type: One-shot ( Masterpost (all parts))
Title: Text Me a Happy New Year
Author: lola_mejor
Word Count: ~11,000 (whoa) - but that's total. LJ's RETARDED formatting and weird size limits means it's in parts
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff, crack, angst, humor, romance, partridge in a pear tree
Pairings: Klaine
Spoilers: Nope... well kinda for speculation on a spoiler that turned out to not be true so it’s not even worth mentioning cos if you don’t know it, you won’t get it!
Warning: The entire thing is in text message form... forewarned is forearmed?
Disclaimer: I hacked the fictional text messages of fictional characters that don’t belong to me. Mea culpa.
Summary: No internet and no Kurt for over a week? Thank god for cell-phones. (Or: the one were Blaine goes away with his extended family every holiday season and 2011/2012 is no different)
A/N: My everlasting thanks tojennacorinth for her beta-skills, and for being my constant (and vocal) cheersquad! Also, any artists: I have some fan art requests at the end of this fic if anyone is willing to oblige - read on and it’ll make sense! Finally, formatting’s a bitch - bear with me if you see this and there are still some issues!
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SUNDAY
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 10:39 AM
Pot. Kettle. Black.
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 10:40 AM
PS. I love you
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 10:43 AM
PPS. Happy new year
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 10:44 AM
How’s your head
Kurt
1/1/2012 10:51 AM
Hi. I’ve been better. But how are
you?
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 11:01 AM
He lives! I’m ok
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:08 AM
I think this week we’ve proved why
neither of us should drink
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 11:09 AM
Or that we both need more practice
before college? Joke...
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 11:11 AM
By the way, they’re called screwdrivers
because they sow mini screwdrivers in your
head which grow overnight and start
attacking in the morning
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:13 AM
As ridiculous as that sounds, it would explain
what I’m currently feeling
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 11:15 AM
:)
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:23 AM
You’re enjoying this aren’t you?
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 11:29 AM
Yup. It’s only cos I REALLY love you that
I’m not calling you and singing loudly
into the phone
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:34 AM
I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but
the thought makes me nauseous. And I
LOVE your singing
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:36 AM
Hang on you haven’t answered my question?
How was the trip with your Dad?
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 11:49 AM
Technically you hadn’t asked that yet. You
only asked how I was
Kurt
1/1/2012 12:02 PM
Well?
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 12:19 PM
I’m fine ;) Just getting on the plane.
Turning phone off.
Kurt
1/1/2012 12:24 PM
Wait! No! Blaine - what’s going on?!
Kurt
1/1/2012 12:30 PM
Is it bad? Was it awful? Oh Blaine. You’ll
be home soon and I’ll be right there
Kurt
1/1/2012 12:49 PM
So obviously you’re on the plane. I’m
really worried. I’m coming to the airport
Kurt
1/1/2012 1:32 PM
Ok apparently I’m not allowed to leave the
house until it doesn’t look like a bomb hit
it anymore. Please call me AS SOON AS you
turn your phone on
Kurt
1/1/2012 2:02 PM
Your plane landed. Please call me?
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 2:10 PM
Can it wait til I see you?
Kurt
1/1/2012 2:11 PM
Just tell me on a scale of 1 to 10 how upset
you are; 10 being I need to hire a hitman to
take care of your dad
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 2:29 PM
Ummm zero?
Kurt
1/1/2012 2:31 PM
It went well? Or do you just not believe in
murder/revenge. What happened!!!
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 2:33 PM
Let me surprise you - isn’t that enough of
a hint?
Kurt
1/1/2012 2:36 PM
You know I have NO patience! Tell me now
or I’m calling you and failing that I’ll call
your Dad directly! I HAVE his number!
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 2:40 PM
What? How?
Kurt
1/1/2012 2:41 PM
My dad got it a while ago - in case he ever
needed to… y’know. Step in
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 2:45 PM
He would stick up for me like that?
Kurt
1/1/2012 2:50 PM
You know that’s not even a question.
Now spill!
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 2:52 PM
But I’m just getting home - I’ll be at
yours before you know it and then I
can tell you!
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 2:59 PM
I’ve missed you so much. I’m SO excited
to see you
Kurt
1/1/2012 3:02 PM
ARGH! Ok but you drive like the wind -
but safely - and get here SOON! I’m
having another shower to try to wash
the shots out of my system
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 3:42 PM
Nearly there. Heart palpitating at the
thought of seeing you
Kurt
1/1/2012 3:48 PM
NO TEXT DRIVING! I want you in one
piece!
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 3:51 PM
Traffic lights. See you in 5
Kurt
1/1/2012 3:52 PM
:D Forgot to mention. Finn at Rachel’s.
Dad and Carole gone to movie and then
going to dinner afterwards… we have the
place until about 9
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 3:58 PM
Why aren’t you waiting on the porch ready
to pounce on me? Get out here!
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LATE SUNDAY EVENING
Kurt
1/1/2012 10:43 PM
I can’t even express how much I
love you. I wish our parents would
let us sleep over
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 10:47 PM
Ah but absence makes the heart grow
fonder
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 10:50 PM
Plus, if my Dad can be reasonable once…
maybe it can happen again?
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:01 PM
I still can’t believe it’s true. He’s actually
supportive of your graduating early?
Need to see it in writing/text
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 11:08 PM
Like I said, as long as I take extra classes -
2 at McKinley and 1 evening class at the
community college. That way I’ll have
enough credits to have a chance at the
Ivy Leagues - in theory
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 11:12 PM
We’ll cross the New York bridge when
we get there… no pun intended
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 11:15 PM
Baby steps
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 11:19 PM
I’m just still flabbergasted that he didn’t
try to make me kill a bear or something
while we were in the woods
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:26 PM
Haha
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:34 PM
Happy new year. And hopefully happy
many more
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 11:38 PM
With you that’s a guarantee. I love you
Kurt
1/1/2012 11:42 PM
Love you too. Can I call you so we can
listen to each other fall asleep?
Blaine <3
1/1/2012 11:49 PM
Not if I call you first xx
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FIN
A/N: Thanks for reading! Now any artists who made it this far... I would LOVE to see your take on Kurt/Quinn and Mike/Tina’s costumes for Kurt and Finn’s NYE party!!! Also, if anyone ever thinks of trying to do a fic with slightly unusual formatting for LJ - DON'T. It took me almost as long as it took to write this thing, just to post it! And even then some of the sizings and text have gone a bit weird. Sigh.