SPN Fic "Fifty Shades of Sammy"

[lolaann1]

Title:  Fifty Shades of Sammy
Summary:  The Trickster is messing with the boys again, but this time he’s making them play their roles in the movies instead of on TV.  How will they handle it when they’re dropped into the film version of Fifty Shades of Grey?  And why does Dean seem to know exactly what’s going on?
Rating: PG-13 for language
Genre: Gen

Comments

[mandraco]

So, I read this even though I can't bring myself to read 50 Shades of Grey. I mean, that makes sense, right?

Best line: “I’ve been to hell and, trust me, Grey has no clue what real S & M even is.”

Oh, and that the first thing Ana says is "Double crap!" (Because no, I haven't read it, but I was having a late night with my girlfriends which included a reading of the first sex scene in the book of which I remember nothing except that she said "Holy Crap" right in the middle of it.)

And I know Dean might have read the book, but I don't think he would have liked it much. I think he'd say there was not enough porn in it.

[lolaann1]

LOL. Dean would def get a bit bored by the quality of the porn, I'm sure. I imagine he would be like me (and probably lots of other people). You just HAVE to keep reading to see how this trainwreck is actually going to turn into a 'happily ever after'. It's so mind boggling.

On a serious note, it actually freaks me out to think that a young, impressionable girl might read this and believe that their love could change a stalker, control freak like that. If I caught my 12yo niece with it, I'd jump redneck and FREAK! and not because of the sex scenes.

[mandraco]

You're probably right about the trainwreck. *starts thinking up teen!chester fic where they watch trainwrecks*

I think your serious note is most people's concern with the books. Not the poor quality porn or the amount of it. And actually, that's what I'm most uncomfortable with. That and that it's Twilight fanfiction and even though I read the first book I couldn't get any farther than that.

Sometimes I think I'd like to read them and then I read the reviews this girl did (http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215). I was trying to read between the lines to figure out what the good points were. I couldn't find any. I recommend the reviews, though. The latter ones have Dean gifs. Lol. =)

[lolaann1]

THANK YOU!!!! I so needed that!

Those reviews were literally one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life and the gifs.... oh god. I laughed so hard I seriously couldn't control myself. That is the most accurate review I've ever read. Seriously. I had the exact same experience almost. I probably only actually read 1/4 of the last book and skimmed the rest.

Sadly now I am dying to do a follow-up to this story where Ana's inner goddess and subconscious try to figure out the new "Christian" and "Taylor". It would be the world's strangest outsider POV ever.

[etoile444]

I didn't have to have read the book to get it. This was funny. Love that Sam was Christian who had floppy hair and was emo.

The Trickster would totally do this to the boys.

[lolaann1]

Cool, glad you could still get it :) Seriously every other sentence really was about Christian's messed-up hair.

[phyllis2779]

Haven't read the books (and don't intend to) but your spoof was so good, I was snorting laughs. Poor Sammy.

[lolaann1]

Thanks :) Those books are an insane trainwreck and it's probably best not to waste precious moments of your life, because you might not be able to look away (like me). But check this link out that mandraco gave me. It is a series of THE most accurate summaries and reviews of those books ever. I haven't laughed so hard in a while. The illustrative gifs alone are worth it (pssst...some are even Dean-flavored) (http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215)

[phyllis2779]

I just went and read the reviews. They were hilarious. The gifs were great too. Thanks for the referral.

[payperv_iew]

I've read the first book of Fifty Shades (because my day job is at a church and one of the bitchy secretaries kept reading this over lunch and getting defensive when we asked her why she was blushing and I HAD to know), but I stopped after that because the sex was boring, and I want to imagine that the series ended with Anastasia walking out on Christian. Also, I've read Supernatural S&M fanfic that is way more hardcore, while being way more consensual and loving. *cough* thenyxie's But Then My Homework Was Never Quite Like This *cough*.

Anyways, all irrelevant. Point is, I love this fic. It really just perfectly captures the ridiculousness of the books, while highlighting the humour that I love from Supernatural. Really good read.

[lolaann1]

This chick read 50 Shades at church?! LOL. That's just too funny!

So glad you enjoyed :) Those books actually stayed with me because of some of the disturbing elements, and I had to exercise the demons somehow. It wasn't the sex that was disturbing, it was all the abusive/stalkery behavior and how it was presented. *scary*

[payperv_iew]

Yep, and she got all the other women in the office into it and now I get to listen to them giggle about how it changed their sex lives on a near-daily basis (damn you EL James!!!)

And yeah, I was just repulsed by Anastasia's... well, everything. And then with Christian's awfulness. There was just nothing redeeming about anything.

[carole_cc]

I'm another one who hasn't read the books, but honestly, there's been so much hype it's not necessary for following this story. I was spluttering like some idiot all the way through, trying not to burst into laughter in public.

I hope this story cheered you up, because it certainly put a big ol' grin on my face! (Now, off to read Fifty Shades Weirder!)