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[lolelephants]

also known as JOHNNY'S TWITTER FRIENDS feat. dicks
pair: genfic
rating: pg-13
summary: Jump gets on Twitter. Then shit hits the fan.
wordcount: 1554 
note: WOW WHAT IS THIS, I accepted a challenge on Twitter and shat out this monster in one night. WHAT'S. It's nothing compared to Yana's rendition (everyone loves some gift rape) but hey I tried?? Sachi

Comments

[mailnosecret]

Hi Joie, I'll give you all my children if you write more fics ;w;

By process of elimination, @littlepianist gets the best username ♥

I want to be friends with Takaki...in a good day skjdfhka kAwAAii spEEk "HaI yaBU-cHwAn ^__^ CRYING

senpai/kouhai relations skdjfhka joie U R D BESTEST

Takaki is a loserrrrrrrrrrrr

CHINEN VS NINO...chinen does win right?

Yamada just wants to #killsomething. SO BAAAAAADDD I was on my ride to work and just LAUGHING AND CRYING SIMULTANEOUSLY

Inoo links his Tumblr account to his Twitter, so his feed is filled with links to softly edited pictures and poetry excerpts. Daiki links Instagram and takes fancy photos of omurice. Hikaru links his formspring, and answers every single question he gets with Penis. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ oh BEST I can't/ Hikaru is too NSFW for the world. HI P3N!S

Keito and strippers. Cant. No more. SOBS I dont want to know what's happening on Skype. BUT IF YOU'LL FIC IT WELL ;///;

10.07am on a Tuesday morning sees ten accounts jailed and ten young idols throwing their phones at each other

[lolelephants]

Ah, I'm not good with children...but I'll write more fics for ur luv ♥

Omgggg coming up with twitter handles was SO HARD I wanted to give up halfway BUT I DIDN'T SO YAY

Wanted to drag in more senpai but ugh I ran out of steam KOYAMA WOULD HAVE TOTES BEEN TWEETING NICE THINGS WITH DAIKI BTDUBS

Chinen & Nino have a truce.

Keito + strippers is based on personal experience trololol

Jyani & Tackey bot rule the world with an iron fist and feathery costumes

[mailnosecret]

ヽ(●ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ●)ﾉﾟ you already have my undying rabuuuuu

I can only imagine your pain! You did it for 10 people yayyy

Uguuuu Koyama and Daiki skjdfha uguuuu they'd power up the positive tweets and maybe make #worldpeaceandunicorns a trending topic!

I FORGOT TO COMMENT LOLOLOL YAMADA BEING SO PRESSED IS BEAUTIFUL we are all S for da yamada

SUCH FORCE. chinen vs nino is better than the NBA finals. or American Idol finale

Jyani and Tackey bot tweets in acronyms

[lolelephants]

uguguuguu (o◕ฺω◕ฺ)♦♫⁺♦

I tried tweeting at some of the accounts and some really do exist?? Then I panicked and deleted them all aha ;;

Omg I rly want to add that in somehow SO PRESH

Haha Yamada is such a jerk but that's why we love him

The older juniors like to tell stories about the time of the Great Tweet War when Chinen & Nino tweeted about their undying love for Ohno at the same time.

YOU is actually yellow orange uniform -- it's the concept for their next PV

[mailnosecret]

I've been marked as spam WHY

JOIE I LOVE YOU

[lolelephants]

D: MY LJ IS SO RUDE you could never be spam

awh ;w; I LOVE YOU TOO chuu~

[mailnosecret]

LJ dont be a third wheel!

[mailnosecret]

JOIE HAVE MY KIDS.

JOIE BE LESBEANZ WITH ME. I will stop now

[lolelephants]

Our children will take over Johnny's.

THEN THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD but with nicer costumes I assure you

[mailnosecret]

We need acronyms quick!!

No sparkly pants?

[lolelephants]

ugh it's going to be hard to top Sexy Zone

well...we'll keep the black sparkles. those are classy

[funkysparks]

LOL ONLY TAKAKI WILL TWEET IN KAWAII-SPEAK OMG AND HIKARU IS MAD

Poor Yabu. I feel your pain, but it's still hilarious XD

[lolelephants]

Hikaru is the maddest tweeter of them all.

Ahaha I'm glad you like it! I had so much fun writing it o m g

[lolelephants]

omg all the prizes for you for coming up with @yaotrollme taking note for future use \o/

Thanks for commenting! Glad you like it (: