Well what do you know. I found a piece of candy in my room!

Where did it come from? Perhaps it will be a mystery until I eat it.

((sound of unwrapping. 1 minute later..))

Well, it was delicious anyway.

((rather embarrassed))

I was sure I would have woken up from this dream by now but it appears I haven't. I guess it isn't a dream after all.

To the old woman who assaulted me last night... I am a priest, Madam. Please, never do that again!

You're far too old.Would someone be kind enough to bring me my clothes? They seem to be hanging on a tree ( Read more... )

I seem to have woken up in a strange place. This isn't the church at all.

And there was a piece of candy in my mouth. Though I really prefer green apple next time, whoever was kind enough to leave it for me.