I had a dream about Andrew being a cowboy.

Andrew really is a cowboy.

...How sexy.

How to make a lolibabY
Ingredients:

1 part success

1 part courage

3 parts leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.comAndrew just came over for lunch, and tonight is our swim meet. I have a feeling I'm not going to be so great, since Greg put me ( Read more... )

I don't feel like updating, and since Andrew got home I really haven't had time to. The last two days have been good, and I needed it because I missed him so bad. I didn't go to practice this morning, as soon as I heard thunder...I rolled back over. Tomorrow is another swim meet, and Kel and I are supposed to drink afterwards. YaY..I'm gonna miss ( Read more... )

Today was good. I slept in late, and I took my time today. I think I deserve to sleep in late at least once a week, it helps me. I layed out at the pool with Kel, then it randomly started thundering, so we left and went back to her house.  I love getting ready at Kellys. I always borrow her clothes, and wear her make-up. "We have the same face, and ( Read more... )

Last night was fun, I love swim meets. This year its only Nicole, Kelly, and I on the team. We didn't win, but it wasn't by much. Oh well, DL is still the best ever. THANK THE LORD yesterday was the last day of babysitting, I got $200 bucks. Sunday is Fathers Day, so I hope Kelly and I are still drinking. It's been awhile for me, and I feel the ( Read more... )

Tonight was great, and I love you guys. We played laser tag and ate at the usual Wendys. I've got the mind of a bubbley fat child. I miss Drew, and it was good to have him around. Krista, Nicole, and I killed Kelly and Drew in laser-tag. We're too f'ing good. Anyways, it was also established that "pee pee" is not just a penis. A "pee-pee" is any ( Read more... )

What kind of pop-sicle isn't funny?

http://www.fordvehicles.com/util/popup/?page=/Cars/focus/gallery/pop/index.asp?image=9&display=exterior

^^ I want it.
Razmataz2006: did you know a blue whales dick is 3 meters long? Razmataz2006: and the size of its ejaculate is one gallon

So today was an alright and tonight was great. I went car shopping with my dad, mom, and Andrew. Dear God, car salesmen are fucking horrible. My dad negotiated for hours, and the ass hole wouldn't budge on the price. The car was a 2 door Ford Focus hatchback and it was so incredibly cute. The car salesmen had a cocky western accent, was wearing too ( Read more... )

I'm thinking about snacking on Sushi, but I heard that Tapeworms can be found in Sushi, so Im kinda nervous. Eww ( Read more... )

So I'm not going to see Andrew for like a month this summer. I'm so pissed off, and I don't know who to blame. He promised he would be here next week, but promises don't ever seem to work out. I feel like my summer is ruined.

"The Reason" music video is strange.

Bladder infections are no good.