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Isn't My New User Icon the Greatest!?
So last week was the strangest week of my whole life. EVER! Not necessarily in a bad way. Just weird. Like something bizarre happened almost everyday. I will write about it in peices, some will be friends only so log in and tune in. BTW, I love to give blow jobs. I am still behind in my blogging but the events of last week demand to be documented ( Read more... ) -
Worthless In Charge
THe manager of my association is fucking worthless. NOw that I have that out of the way lemme tell ya whats' up ( Read more... ) -
I'm About To Find Out If Vodka Would Make Me Feel Better
So not fucking cool. I have been sick all day. I woke up early at like 0915 so I could get some shit done around here. I woke with a splitting headache. My gag reflexes have been going crazy all day as if I were trying to deep throat Long John Silver. I took a nap at around 11. At noon I decided to surrender and call in sick to work. I hate doing ( Read more... ) -
Totally Ghetto But Whatevs....
I'm really craving Red Lobster. I have tomorrow off work. Who wants to go with me? -
A Reason To Pack
Last Friday night I got home from work at around midnight. Chris called me at around 12:30 to let me know that everyone was up at Azia. So I changed my clothes, threw on a little make up and walked out the door at around 12:45. I had just stepped out the front door when a young and very able bodied couple came running across the street at me ( Read more... ) -
I Still Have To.....
Compile my guest list for my birthday party Saturday night and hand it over to Amintha . I have tomorrow off so maybe that is what I will do. I updated my Amazon Wishlist incase you people think I am gift worthy. Amintha has one too ( Read more... ) -
Totally Not Work Safe!
Happy Birthday Amintha !
Do you take it in the Ass?
http://www.goodiebag.tv/video/do_you_take_it.htm
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Missing In Action
Call me! Do it now! I had my phone this morning. Okay, then I took a shower, got ready for work and now I can't find my phone. At least I know it is somewhere in my house. I called myself when I got to work and so I figured I would be able to find it beeping somewhere when I got home but no such luck. So call me ( Read more... ) -
Buzz
I have been not blogging lately. Obviously. That is a long story in itself. Most importantly I have not had any quality time with my vibrator in the last two weeks. I miss him. He misses me. A ladies needs must not go unfullfilled, so if you will excuse me I am going to go buzz myself into oblivian ( Read more... ) -
Has Anyone Tried This Yet?
So Sunday I got out of my jammies at around 4:30 and drove to the local Rainbow. I bought that new black cherry vanilla Coke. I wanted to get diet but they were out so I had to get the full flavor kind. It's a little too flavory\syrupy for my blood but Jess came over to watch Desperate Housewives with me and she added icecream and turned it into a ( Read more... )