Stealing this from Mike

[lolitabonita]

Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice. Then let me know if you post this in your journal and I'll return the favor

Comments

[anonymous]

I got cast in the summer play at the Alpine but they don't tell me what part. So I went to rehearsals last night and the director casts me in a shit-poor 5minute part. Now, I really wouldn't be upset at this except for the fact that the girl he gave the lead to sucks so unbelievably hardcore and I know that I may not be the best actress in the world but I sure as hell am better than that chick. On top of that the director has no idea how to direct a play. He is such an amatuer and has absolutely the wrong idea about how this otherwise really cool play should be done. So I've decided to withdraw from the play which sucks ass because I really wanted to be involved in it but there is no way I am going to devote 2 hours a day of my summer for a role, and a play that is total fucking bollocks.

spitefully yours,
Kris

[lolitabonita]

Kristen! You need to come see me, Saturday-Wednesday at the Drug Store (or as I call it, Hell)!

[polak]

Hell on earth!

[lolitabonita]

Yes. And, I now refer to the area where the registers are as the Pit of Despair (Princess Bride, SEE IT)

[lolitabonita]

Come on people.

*feels rejected*

[polak]

I'm working on it!

[lolitabonita]

Jesus, I know, I had 60 LJ emails in my box today!

Christ!

[polak]

Hehe, expect even more!

We're so making the 100o even if I have to do it all myself

[fiercefoxy]

My teeth are killing me, literally................okay, maybe not, but still OWW! The orthodontist is super evil, and he likes to tan too much, I wonde if he realizes how ugly his skin is? Though it seems like a lot of people don't care about their skin. For some reason people think a tan is healthy, it may make you look healthy, but it certainly isn't! My bf is tanning, it's so gross, he is only 23 and has lots of little lines on his face and his skin just looks so dull now! I'm glad I sunless tan, sure I don 't get as dark as the real thing but at least I won't be looking like crud in 10 years! And it it's bad enough seeing these teenage girls walk into tanning places with leathery skin, they may be younger than I am but their skin sure as hell looks older! EWW, seriously eww people!

[polak]

I just found out I get to have braces again.

"Sunless tanning"?

[fiercefoxy]

braces, again?!?!? Why!!! I hope I don't have to deal with that! Did you not wear your retainer like you should have, or did it happen even though? Man, I overheard my orthodontist saying that now people are saying retainers should be worn forever. Which I wouldn't so much mind since the bottom teeth will just have a wire in back and the top I only have to wear at night and it's clear.

sunless tanning, you know bottle tanning. Don't diss it! Only morons that don't know what they are doing turn orange, or the people that used them in the 60's/70's/80's they've come a long way since then! Check out sunless.com that site is dedicated to the *only* healthy way to tan.

[polak]

My jaw grew again, so I can either have it broken and shoved back into place, or two teeth pulled and braces. Fun fun.

And only healthy way? You do know that the human body needs sunlight right? The whole vitamin D thing?

[polak]

For my post for today, I have to say that I'm loving this new comment feature, dont have to keep switching pages.

It's not too bad.

[slicenglide]

Is that the great Jesus(Hey-sus') that your icon is representing.. Or just a killer 70's guy rocking the hairstyle.

I saw that movie, "Saved" and it wasn't that bad. I would recommend it for a good watch and an entertaining time. Despite some of it's happy, "Yeah lets clap for all of us" moments.
-I still clapped, like a bitch.

Re: It's not too bad.

[polak]

Just a killer 70's guy rocking the hairstyle

And yes, I will admit that I want to see saved as well. And might even clap.

Re: It's not too bad.

[slicenglide]

Awesome. I cracked up pretty hard at the Jesus gardner guy/pool scene, That's good stuff in my opinion.. And ol' McCullay didn't yank balls. Which I thought was decent. But how in the hell does he still look twelve? I thought he was like 23 and married.... Maybe he has found the fountain of youth.
-Peace before Prosperity.

[polak]

[lolitabonita]

AH! I love Garfield!

[polak]

I know!

So funny

And it's official (I have a certificate)

[lolitabonita]

You're such a geek!