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[lolitavirus]

i had a dream i owned a tiger.
now THAT was a bad idea!

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[boyinasuitcase]

Indeed. Especially if it was Tony the Tiger. Anthropomorphic animals always creep me out. :/

[lolitavirus]

if you were todd's ex-wife, you'd be all over the fuckers!
(see below comments)

[dearbrains]

but tigerkittens are so adorable.

[lolitavirus]

not mine :( it kept scratching me
so i threw it at a counterfull of fresh fish

[ex_cartoone]

for some reason i read
"i had a dream i was a tiger"
which doesn't sound as bad of an idea.

you could take care of that stalker lady
with a tiger bite to the chest
and rip at her limbs like
they're candy.

except she might live and take you to a taxidermist. =X

[lolitavirus]

hahaha i was gonna say
except then she'd turn it into a mascot and fucking MARRY IT
and then she'd never let it go out at night anymore
in case it met any other slightly attractive tiger mascots

hahahaha burnnnnnnnnn

[ex_cartoone]

hahaha

burnnnnnnnnn pretty much sums it up. :)

what a freak!

[zombienoon]

if you get a tiger..
name it rajah.

[lolitavirus]

it was a baby tiger
it kept scratching my arms :(