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[lolitavirus]

there's this creepy guy at work who i think wants to have sex with me
he came in on his day off and stopped by to say hi

i imagine doing things like throwing boiling water on him
and pulling out his fingernails

it makes me feel better about the possibility that one day this guy's going to try and rape me

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picture this:

[ex_cartoone]

try hitting him with a car.

i know you're not a big fan of driving, but who doesn't love carnage? just imagine the blank look in his eyes when he slumps over the hood, and the blood splattering all over the windshield.

and turning on the wind shield wipers, and the little blood ring around the sides of the glass where the wipers don't reach.

played that one out a time or twelve...

Re: picture this:

[lolitavirus]

hahaha.
or like.. an EMS truck.
like in dawn of the dead.

actually i am becoming a huge fan of driving.
shhhh.

Re: picture this:

[ex_cartoone]

your secret's safe with me.

oooh, ems truck.
good call.

:)