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[lolitics_meme]

Hello and welcome!

We have gathered here to celebrate politics in a special way. All those beautiful puns brought to us by the election coverage and, of course, the people involved, have already sparked the imagination of most of us. This is the place to show your ideas to a (hopefully) big audience.

You want to read what David Cameron and Nick

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[anonymous]

Okay... heading into serious kink territory for me now, but I think this meme can take it ;)

I'd like to see a Clameron fic where (in a sort of non-con way) Clegg, in one of his outbursts over the tories being unfair, scares DCam LITERALLY into the corner of the office... and to humiliate him further, pisses on him before wanking all over him. Cam secretly gets off on it, but doesn't show - the minute Nick's left the room though, he has to masturbate to relieve the tension.

captcha: creamers studied... I cannot live a lie - I have indeed studied them.

[anonymous]

Seconded! That sounds super hot.

[anonymous]

Thirded. Like, yeah a thirded thing.

[anonymous]

Whoa, do want. I'd love to write this myself but I'm a bit unsure whether I could to the prompt justice :/

[anonymous]

omg i'm totally ashamed by how much I want this! :(

[anonymous]

On this. It may come out terrible, but I can't not try to write it.

[anonymous]

oh, i'm so glad i'm not alone in being so quite...left-field!? think we do need to get a little experimental in this meme!

[anonymous]

still no one up for it? shame on you lot

[anonymous]

This anon would be prepared to give it a shot, but... foreign!anon is foreign

:( so I don't really know enough about the politics part to be confident I wouldn't completely fuck it up.

Exactly how/over what issue(s) would the tories be unfair? Anyone care to educate and give me an idea?

[anonymous]

“- and we’re going to have another look at the immigration cap, I still don’t think it’s low enough.”

Nick looks up from the myriad papers in front of him and gives David a frown. “I thought we’d already agreed on a compromise with that.”

David sighs; they’ve been looking through old policies for three hours in increasingly stuffy conditions without a break and Nick is beginning to get on his nerves. He runs a finger around the edge of his tie, both in a concession to the heat and to give himself time to think of a reply that doesn’t involve swearing. “I told you, I’d have to think about it further before - “

“No, no,” Nick interrupts, “you said - “

Whiny, wet Liberal, David thinks. “I didn’t put my name to anything yet, did I? Nick, at the end of the day we need to look long and hard at the benefits system and there are migrants who will -“

“A minority!” Nick interrupts again, the skin just above his unbuttoned collar flushing. “The majority of migrants to this country provide new skills, a chance for people to encounter new

^^^^^^

[anonymous]

That up there is part one. Sorry it's not properly labelled.

[anonymous]

≖‿≖

I am intrigued and need moar.

[anonymous]

Yay, someone is writing it!

Look forward to the next part!

[anonymous]

Eagerly awaiting moar~!

[anonymous]

oh, God yeah! Moar pleeez!

captcha - stand slashes... *snerk* way to go, captcha! *crosses fingers*

[insatiable_nick]

!!!

More please!