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We have gathered here to celebrate politics in a special way. All those beautiful puns brought to us by the election coverage and, of course, the people involved, have already sparked the imagination of most of us. This is the place to show your ideas to a (hopefully) big audience.

You want to read what David Cameron and Nick

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[anonymous]

I need werewolf!George Osborne in my life. Pretty please?

[anonymous]

OMG EPIC LOL.

But, totally seconded.

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[anonymous]

“David. I need a word,” George sounded slightly flustered, which automatically made Cameron nervous. Neither David or George had been in a very good mood all day - Have I Got News had been having a bit of a field day with the coalition talks, and George was a bit of an easy target with his rabbit-in-the-headlights manner, and thanks to certain Daily Mirror headlines

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[anonymous]

“What are we going to do about it?” Nick asked, as George’s snout retracted, his fur disappeared and his shoulders broadened.

He'd spend the night happily curled up at Vince's feet, while the three of them debated which cabinet post should go to whom. Occasionally, he had snarled or barked at them, but Vince had kept him in line with a swift kick to the ribs.
He was now back to normal - except for the fact that he was hunched on the floor, naked in the cabinet room with Vince's yellow tie around his head.

“I can’t sack him. People will say we’re Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, that we hate each other already. I’m not being Tony Blair.” David wailed, petulantly.

“You can’t have a lycanthropic cabinet minister, Dave!” Nick protested.

George blushed and pulled his suit jacket around himself.

“Why not? We survived with Prescott in the Cabinet. At least George only goes mental once a month.”

“What are you going to do, then? Lock him up in Dorneywood every full moon and hope no one notices?“Vince can look after him. He seemed to like

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[insatiable_nick]

There is so much awesome in this story! And most of it's from Vince Cable!

Especially that’s what happened when werewolves were trapped inside the bodies of obsessive, perfectly presented Tories. Vince wondered what horrific nature a werewolf could take on if it had been one of those old-guard Tories who frothed at the mouth.. Like PETER BONE?

Now I'm wondering what sort of prior experience Vince has...?

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[anonymous]

OMG PETER BONE!werewolf? CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE THE AWESOME? *resists urge to write*

I don't know the details but I know for a FACT Vince leads a secret other life as defender of the earth. Because Vince is BAMF.

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[anonymous]

This was absolute sheer bloody genius. And finally someone has come up with a viable explanation for Gids being Chancellor!

"“I can’t sack him. People will say we’re Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, that we hate each other already. I’m not being Tony Blair.” David wailed, petulantly"

I 100% believe he will say / has said this at some point. Petulantly. Maybe not for the same reason though.

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[anonymous]

omg yessssss! This is my personal canon now.

really.

*goes to find out when there's a full moon next*

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[radioandgum]

"Why not? We survived with Prescott in the Cabinet. At least George only goes mental once a month."

This line made my life! Brilliant :D

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[anonymous]

[OP]

SO AWESOME! Can't wait for the second part!

I can’t just kill him, he's the Chancellor of the Exchequer!
LOL

Vince is so mean to him, but at least he lets Gids drool on his knee.

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[anonymous]

He was now back to normal - except for the fact that he was hunched on the floor, naked in the cabinet room with Vince's yellow tie around his head. Um, yes. As normal as it gets, I assume.

This anon loves it when Vince gets all manly and controlling on Gids. *looks shifty*