Cloud no. 9

[lolitics_meme]

1) All fills for prompts of the earlier prompt posts go in the post the prompt was posted in. No re-posting or splitting up prompts and fills.
2) Self-prompt when you post unprompted fic. (This means posting what the fill is about in a first comment, like a real prompt, and commenting on that with your fill.)
3) Try not to get too srs business.

Comments

Practically canon

[anonymous]

EdMili as a smooth-talking, casanova-style playa. With Milison/Milicooper/Camerband/Cleggband/Mandyband/Miliborne/Milixander/Milianyone he chooses.
No-one. Is. safe. :D The meme neeeeds this. I mean, c'mon, in rl it's practically canon, anyway...

(Srsly though I'm not insane: Stephanie Flanders of the bbc. Medhi Hasan of the New Statesman. Liz Lloyd of Blair's famed part red and blue stockings, etc... I'm still trying to work out how fanon's much loved clumsy!awkward!Ed fits in here...)

Re: Practically canon

[anonymous]

*giggles at your strikeout text* So. True.

Re: Practically canon

[anonymous]

Oooh, yes please!

In all honesty, though, I think he's one of those blokes, you know. Clumsy and awkward and big eyes and an enormous grin, hopelessly naive, and even (especially?) strong, independent women just want to help him out of trouble and look after him and then he says something like "I think you're amazing" with an innocent, honest look on his face and then bang! As if by magic, they're in bed.

Anon may be talking from personal experience.

Re: Practically canon -op

[anonymous]

I think he's one of those blokes, you know

<---This is the only explanation. Has to be, he looks the type...Maybe he impressed them over his amazing economics skills?

(Either that, or it's all an act, and the blair-brown drama has turned him into a ruthless robot inside, steel and blood under a facade of fluffiness, ready to break his poor mother's heart, and overthrow his brother's oh so pure and tragic place, and murder small kittens, and yes, I have been forcing myself to read Christine Whatserfaceseron's insane rantings in the Indie and the H.Post... In case you hadn't guessed, she's something of a Davidite, and her characterisation of EMil is lolarious)

Re: Practically canon

[anonymous]

Look, anon, if you've had sex with Ed Miliband, the public needs to know about it. And by public I mainly mean me.

With deets please. Lots of deets.

Re: Practically canon

[anonymous]

Have had sex with geeky, naive, accidental seducers. Sadly no Milibands.

Re: Practically canon

[anonymous]

I knew it was too good to be true. But I was so ready to get eternally traumatised by tales of how amaze EMil is in the sack.

Re: Practically canon

[anonymous]

I could make it up, if you like, like a kiss and tell in The News of the World. You'd probably be better off waiting for someone to fill your prompt, though.

Blind item

[anonymous]

A sexy young lady with left-wing tendencies has revealed that one politician who has recently made it to the big leagues is quite the animal between the sheets. Her sole problem? No paper in Britain wants to buy her raunchy tales regarding her various encounters with the MP and his "Honourable Member"! Even a publication who is as afraid of immigrants as they dislike this politician has turned down her offer to give them all the juicy details, telling the poor gal: "We wouldn't want to be so crass. Also, that's disturbing. Please cease."

The young sexpot is not giving up, though. She's phoning every journalist who's written about the politician extensively in recent months, but now has a new problem on her hands. "They all keep breathing heavily and then hanging up!" she tells a friend, exasperated.

No break for a politician groupie, is all we can say. And no, we're not printing her story, either.

Re: Blind item -op

[anonymous]

Gac! :D May just have broken something in my throat laughing! Brill!

Re: Practically canon

[anonymous]

He must be. It's the only explanation. I mean, have you seen that corduroy suit?

Re: Practically canon -op

[anonymous]

Oh god, not the corduroy! Why, Justine, whyyyyy?