Cloud no. 9

[lolitics_meme]

1) All fills for prompts of the earlier prompt posts go in the post the prompt was posted in. No re-posting or splitting up prompts and fills.
2) Self-prompt when you post unprompted fic. (This means posting what the fill is about in a first comment, like a real prompt, and commenting on that with your fill.)
3) Try not to get too srs business.

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An Open Letter to the Wizarding World 1/2

[anonymous]

Published in the Daily Prophet, June 24th 1999

Editor's Note: Even though the writer sent this letter to us using a combination of magical and Muggle means (in as much as an owl delivered it, but it had the Muggle Royal Mail stamp on it), we have decided to print it, if merely for entertainment value. See our article on the amusing history of what Muggles call "democracy" on page 21. For words and concepts you might not understand, see the Glossary below the letter.It has been the first year of our new Minister of Magic, Kingsley Shacklebolt, in office and he has already made some remarkable contributions to the re-building effort of both his ministry and the British wizarding society. I have watched these reforms as what some derisively and hysterically call wizard-born, a wizard who has successfully integrated himself into the Muggle world to serve its people, a little incomprehensible though they may be. My decision to integrate came at an early age, when I took Muggle Studies at Hogwarts and was more fascinated by the process of

An Open Letter to the Wizarding World 2/2

[anonymous]

I end this letter with assurances to the utterly deranged, who think that wizards integrated into Muggle society will leak facts about the existence of the wizarding world to confused Muggles, who will then go onto write books about the world, that nothing of the kind is happening. The Muggle Prime Minister remains blissfully ignorant, and considering his character, I consider this for the best.

Sincerely yours,

Gordon Brown MP6
Chancellor of Exchequer7
Muggle Britain

Glossary (as provided by the only member of the Daily Prophet staff who took Muggle Studies at school - he did not get an OWL in the subject, however

Re: An Open Letter to the Wizarding World 2/2

[anonymous]

This is amazing &hearts

Re: An Open Letter to the Wizarding World 2/2

[anonymous]

I LOVE YOU
I LOVE THIS FILL
I LOVE GORDON BROWN <3333333

The Muggle Prime Minister remains blissfully ignorant, and considering his character, I consider this for the best.
Bwahahahahaha XD

The footnotes are absolutely spot on, "Muggles: A List of Facts We're Pretty Sure Are True" sounds exactly like the sort of thing you'd find in a Harry Potter book.

I'm the authoranon of the other fill, and I fully support the writing of more Harry Potter-related crossovers :D

Re: An Open Letter to the Wizarding World 2/2

[anonymous]

Oh, Gordon :D This was lovely and exremely fun, thankyou authoranon!!

Re: An Open Letter to the Wizarding World 2/2

[anonymous]

:DDD So epic! I think my favourite bit might be 1. Voting is something Muggles do to select their leader, even though it makes them feel quite frustrated and cross. Heh. <3

Re: An Open Letter to the Wizarding World 2/2

[anonymous]

Oh, I love this fic, and I love wizard!Gordon. (Which Hogwarts house is he though?)