Cloud no. 9

[lolitics_meme]

1) All fills for prompts of the earlier prompt posts go in the post the prompt was posted in. No re-posting or splitting up prompts and fills.
2) Self-prompt when you post unprompted fic. (This means posting what the fill is about in a first comment, like a real prompt, and commenting on that with your fill.)
3) Try not to get too srs business.

Comments

"New Labour leader knows how to chop melon"

[anonymous]

Yes, the above ^ was an actual headline from an actual paper. I think this calls for a cookery show AU, y/y?

Source: http://assistantblog.co.uk/2010/09/27/new-labour-leader-knows-how-to-chop-melon/

(Also, I find that story of them finding each other by chance incredibly sweet- there's more deets in other articles, and its quite heartwarming.. Perhaps a cameo?)

Re: "New Labour leader knows how to chop melon"

[anonymous]

You know, I saw the subject line, and was immediately reminded of that bit in a top gear episode where Clarkson persuades the week's guest (can't remember who) to re-enact some movie scene by shutting a watermelon in a car door to split it in half.

So I came in and was expecting QUITE a different prompt...

Re: "New Labour leader knows how to chop melon"

[anonymous]

I need to see this ep..and woah, that would be a cracky fic... Still, if parliament is ever attacked by sentient fruit and/or rubik's cubes, we know where to turn...

Re: "New Labour leader knows how to chop melon"

[anonymous]

Still, if parliament is ever attacked by sentient fruit and/or rubik's cubes, we know where to turn...

This has to be done! Save us, Ed! You're our only hope!

Re: "New Labour leader knows how to chop melon"

[anonymous]

Agreed!

should I prompt it seperately? I'm in the mood for crack...

-above anon/op

Re: "New Labour leader knows how to chop melon"

[anonymous]

Whatever it takes to make it happen

Re: "New Labour leader knows how to chop melon"

[anonymous]

Done! It's under 'Of Melons and Rubik's cubes'. I'm now seriously wondering what this meme has done to my sense of normality...

-op

Mini Fill

[anonymous]

Quick bit of crack. Writing this has just made EMil some sort of Frank Spencer character in my mind. xD

“I’ve been having a chat with your mother,” Justine says, accusingly, the instant he walks through the door. “You weren’t even going to tell me, were you? You were just going to do it and let me find out third hand, weren’t you?”

The last is punctuated with a sharp jap to his ribs with a folded up newspaper, and Ed wonders if Justine might not be pregnant again, because it’s been a while since she’s been this irrationally angry at him.

“It’s only a television appearance,” he starts, placatingly, “I didn’t think it would matter.”

Justine glares at him then, the glare that says he’s coming at this from the wrong angle, and that he’s going to pay for making her have to point that out to him.

“It’s not the fact it’s on television, Ed,” she says, deceptively calmly. “It’s the fact that you’re going to be cookingHe still doesn’t understand what the problem is, and so Justine reads from the newspaper, which has more incriminating

Re: Mini Fill

[anonymous]

If Ed can't microwave, then how's he going to cope on a cooking program? I'd have to catch that XD.

Re: Mini Fill

[anonymous]

Oh, Ed. <3 So adorable.

Re: Mini Fill

[anonymous]

the sort of thing his father had advised him never to ask about but to do his best to go along withOh, Ed! This was AWEsome! Still giggling, thankyou!