A perfect 10

Feb 06, 2011 08:47

We might have travelled in time and are back to post number 2 or this is going to be the most porny post yet. No one knows. Or no one knew. Anyway:

Here are your guidelines, as usual.

1) All fills for prompts of the earlier prompt posts go in the post the prompt was posted in. No re-posting or splitting up prompts and fills.
2) Self-prompt ( Read more... )

prompting: 10

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Self-prompt: parallel realities anonymous February 27 2011, 06:07:28 UTC
Self-prompt: In parallel realities, three Yvettes try to stay sane and solve a mystery.

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Re: FILL: In Another Life (1b/?) anonymous February 27 2011, 23:58:25 UTC
(Different DA)

Speak for yourself, :P I had raspberry jelly this morning. With bacon. AND IT WAS GOOD.

Jelly? Do you mean jam? Or actual, jelly-and-ice cream type jelly?

(I would not judge either way - my breakfast was cold pizza!)

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Re: FILL: In Another Life (1b/?) anonymous February 28 2011, 00:10:10 UTC
Nope, I mean wibbly-wobbly, eat it with ice cream jelly. Try it with bacon. I'd like to actually try setting the jelly with rashers of bacon suspended inside along with the apple and grapes.

(Sorry to international!anons here feeling sickened.)

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Re: FILL: In Another Life (1b/?) anonymous February 28 2011, 00:14:28 UTC
I have 3/4 kg bacon and a small jug of jelly in the fridge. I am so trying this tomorrow for breakfast.

(Also: marmite on chocolate cake = excellent)

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Re: FILL: In Another Life (1b/?) anonymous February 28 2011, 00:19:21 UTC
It's really nice! I made myself a seafood risotto that I can finish off tomorrow morning for breakfast, so that's not particularly British.

Marmite on chocolate cake? I'm not a Marmite fan, unfortunately. Though speaking of weird British eating habits, I was in a cafe with a friend today and she emptied about 120 sachets of sugar into her tea. It was a very big cup of tea, and we moved round 3 tables to get that much sugar.

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Re: FILL: In Another Life (1b/?) anonymous February 28 2011, 00:25:00 UTC
People like you, not eating proper British Breakfasts, are the reason we lost the empire. Bloody careless. [/Daily Mail Headline Generator]

I will try it, but I am not so sanguine about the prospect of bacon with raspberry.

Have you tried sausages with lemon curd? It's not awful.

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Re: FILL: In Another Life (1b/?) anonymous February 28 2011, 00:39:05 UTC
Well, I like lemon curd and I like sausages, so I might give that a try. My favourite sausages are the ones packed with red onion and herbs and all things good. I can't stand crap sausages. Good sausages are one of those things I think we should be allowed to be snobby about, along with getting a good line of vision at the opera (seriously, what's the point in going to the opera if you can't see what's happening onstage??) and cutting the nose off the brie (ruins it for everybody. Cheese is communal).

All this talk about British breakfasts has reminded me that I haven't had a soft boiled egg with toast fingers in years.

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Re: FILL: In Another Life (1b/?) anonymous February 28 2011, 10:13:09 UTC
DA

I have never tried sausages with lemon curd, but sausages with marmalade are amazing.

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Re: FILL: In Another Life (1b/?) anonymous March 3 2011, 22:54:40 UTC
If we're talking weird-but-oddly-effective combinations, chocolate biscuits dipped in brown sauce have always worked for me. Penguins especially.

*exits stage left, pursued by furious gastronomes*

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Re: FILL: In Another Life (1b/?) anonymous March 3 2011, 23:10:17 UTC
Am I the only person on this thread who's not pregnant?

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Re: FILL: In Another Life (1b/?) anonymous March 3 2011, 23:12:41 UTC
Nick Clegg must have been around.

(Author!anon is not pregnant, but is amused by the afterlife of this thread.)

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Re: FILL: In Another Life (1b/?) anonymous March 4 2011, 00:27:23 UTC
Wait, what? Clegg's mere presence can cause pregnancy? LibDem Midwich Cuckoos?

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Re: FILL: In Another Life (1b/?) anonymous March 4 2011, 02:23:06 UTC
I was just playing off of the "Nick Clegg sleeps around" bit. :)

Quoting from the Guardian Q&A's, just because they always make me laugh (stealing from here):

How often do you have sex?

- Those who count clearly aren't enjoying it enough (Nick Clegg)
- I'm not going to go all Nick Cleggy. (Ed Balls)
- Oh please; I'm not Nick Clegg (David Miliband)
- Not as often as Nick Clegg, sadly. (Andy Burnham)

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Re: FILL: In Another Life (1b/?) anonymous March 3 2011, 23:35:14 UTC
Drive by anon just read this comment out of context on flatview...what? EPIC.

(Now want crack fic where the shadcab all fall pregnant at once...)

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Re: FILL: In Another Life (1b/?) anonymous March 3 2011, 23:38:49 UTC
Hahaha! It's a thread that is talking about rather strange food pairings. :D

(And you should prompt your idea! That would be a hilarious fic.)

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Re: FILL: In Another Life (1b/?) anonymous February 27 2011, 23:54:20 UTC
Got it! Bacon it is. Can't change it here, obviously, but will change on my journal, and keep in mind for the future.

Re: Chris as a wizard - someone asked a few days ago why Gove had been adopted as Bercow's apprentice by the meme instead of Chris, and so when I knew I'd be using Bercow and parallel universes here, my mind went straight to a wizard!Chris. As I commented to another anon, I've been dying to see in a fic for a very long time, so this was long overdue. :D

Is Mandelson the evil wizard? Is he trying to get David Miliband into power, or is it the BONE?

Now that would be telling!

Thanks for all your help! <3

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