We might have travelled in time and are back to post number 2 or this is going to be the most porny post yet. No one knows. Or no one knew. Anyway:
Here are your guidelines, as usual.
1) All fills for prompts of the earlier prompt posts go in the post the prompt was posted in. No re-posting or splitting up prompts and fills.
2) Self-prompt
(
Read more... )
Reply
Speak for yourself, :P I had raspberry jelly this morning. With bacon. AND IT WAS GOOD.
Jelly? Do you mean jam? Or actual, jelly-and-ice cream type jelly?
(I would not judge either way - my breakfast was cold pizza!)
Reply
(Sorry to international!anons here feeling sickened.)
Reply
(Also: marmite on chocolate cake = excellent)
Reply
Marmite on chocolate cake? I'm not a Marmite fan, unfortunately. Though speaking of weird British eating habits, I was in a cafe with a friend today and she emptied about 120 sachets of sugar into her tea. It was a very big cup of tea, and we moved round 3 tables to get that much sugar.
Reply
I will try it, but I am not so sanguine about the prospect of bacon with raspberry.
Have you tried sausages with lemon curd? It's not awful.
Reply
All this talk about British breakfasts has reminded me that I haven't had a soft boiled egg with toast fingers in years.
Reply
I have never tried sausages with lemon curd, but sausages with marmalade are amazing.
Reply
*exits stage left, pursued by furious gastronomes*
Reply
Reply
(Author!anon is not pregnant, but is amused by the afterlife of this thread.)
Reply
Reply
Quoting from the Guardian Q&A's, just because they always make me laugh (stealing from here):
How often do you have sex?
- Those who count clearly aren't enjoying it enough (Nick Clegg)
- I'm not going to go all Nick Cleggy. (Ed Balls)
- Oh please; I'm not Nick Clegg (David Miliband)
- Not as often as Nick Clegg, sadly. (Andy Burnham)
Reply
(Now want crack fic where the shadcab all fall pregnant at once...)
Reply
(And you should prompt your idea! That would be a hilarious fic.)
Reply
Re: Chris as a wizard - someone asked a few days ago why Gove had been adopted as Bercow's apprentice by the meme instead of Chris, and so when I knew I'd be using Bercow and parallel universes here, my mind went straight to a wizard!Chris. As I commented to another anon, I've been dying to see in a fic for a very long time, so this was long overdue. :D
Is Mandelson the evil wizard? Is he trying to get David Miliband into power, or is it the BONE?
Now that would be telling!
Thanks for all your help! <3
Reply
Leave a comment