17 - The least random of posts

[lolitics_meme]

Stories of people
Clinging to paperless air
The returning cold

A new prompt post, the first one of the year!
Here is a big "thank you" to everyone who makes this place so special by creating fics, art, videos and other things. To everyone who comments and to all of you for keeping this place wank-free and just have fun: You make my job an easy one and

Comments

Vidprompt, Hezza

[anonymous]

Could we have a Hezza vid about his fabulous hair to Julie Brown's 'Cause I'm a Blonde'? Pretty please with a helicopter on top?

Re: Vidprompt, Hezza

[anonymous]

Seconded!

Re: Vidprompt, Hezza

[anonymous]

+1

[anonymous]

George is bemused when Nick of all people appears to be shyly asking him for dating advice.

However its soon becomes apparent that Nick's advice request is specific to the perils of dating a certain irascible former spin doctor.

When George gets over the shock he realizes that Nick is both serious and thinks George is an expert on dating older labor types- meaning George's relationship with Peter is not as under the radar as he hoped.

[anonymous]

Yes! I want that SFM.

[anonymous]

I am trying to fill this but it is my first fic so I don't know how long it will take. Be patient and I apologise if it is awful.

[anonymous]

Nick Clegg inhaled deeply before knocking gently on the Chancellor’s door. It was nearly 11pm and the corridor leading up to George Osborne’s office was deserted. Having second thoughts about his choice of agony aunt (or uncle), he fled down the corridor. However, he wasn’t fast enough… the dark haired Chancellor opened his door, with a bemused expression on his face

Valentine's gifts gone wrong

[anonymous]

Any pairing you like. Someone tries to get the perfect present for their lover, and fails miserably.

An enormous bouquet for someone with really bad hayfever. A box of chocolates for someone who's trying to lose weight. A teddy bear for someone with an irrational fear of bears. Or anything else you can think of.

Re: Valentine's gifts gone wrong

[skybewilder]

A teddy bear for someone with an irrational fear of bears.

HDU bears are terrifying

Seconded, because romantic failures amuse me.

Lift Going Up

[anonymous]

Has there been any trapped in a lift fic yet? If not, we need some. If so, we need more.

There are three ways this could go down:

1) Sexy sexy sex.

2) The people in the lift have to prevent themselves from killing each other as they hate each other so much. Could overlap with the above though, if you know what I mean.

3) More than two people are in the lift and they have to bear with everyone's company even moreso and someone gets punched for trying to start a singalong and they freak out about how they're obviously going to run out of air and another person calls a psychic hotline and asks what floor they're on (and claims it on expenses).

Re: Lift Going Up

[anonymous]

There was a Dalex^2 fill that had a trapped-in-lift scenario but they just snarked each other. :D

I'd love anything in scenario 2) .. any hatepairing could work but I could go for some Hasan/Hodges, whose hate is epic.

Re: Lift Going Up

[anonymous]

I recall the Milibros being stuck in a lift in fic at one point.

Can't help but second Hasan/Hodges in a lift. That would be prickly angry awesome.

Re: Lift Going Up

[anonymous]

Thirding Hasan/Hodges in a lift

Kindelsnock (warning for consent issues)

[anonymous]

That excellent Peter/Evilstair/Fiona fill has given me a weird craving for Peter/Neil/Glenys

Re: Kindelsnock (warning for consent issues)

[anonymous]

Oh, so seconded. The whole Kindelson thing is so creepy and def needs more fic.

Glenys notices that Peter is petrified and miserable, calls the whole thing off, makes him a nice cup of tea and rips Neil a new arsehole.

I love this! Oh, Glenys taking care of bb woobie!Peter, my heart's melting already. But also seconded for the dubcon sexytiems, because that would be awesome, too. >:)