11 - Off the Scale

[lolitics_meme]

Let's make use of all space-time dimensions and continue our epic journey through awesomeness.

Here are the basic rules again:

1) All fills for prompts of the earlier prompt posts go in the post the prompt was posted in. No re-posting or splitting up prompts and fills.
2) Self-prompt when you post unprompted fic. (This means posting what the

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[anonymous]

I was totlly going to prompt something once the new post was up, but now I can't remember what it was.

So make this your prompt - politician(s) of your choice being forgetful, as serious or cracky as you like. :)

[anonymous]

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Forget-Me-Not {Fill}

[anonymous]

Nick is happy, for the first time in a long while, because today is the 7th day of his favorite month. It's his birthday, finally, and he's been looking forward to this day for weeks. After suffering through the niceties surrounding receiving an obligatory card from Miriam, and the precious moments spent with his sons awkwardly pretending they actually give a stuff about Dad getting older, it's Parliament he's been waiting for because he knows David of all people will care

[anonymous]

Talking to my mum about how Ed Balls and Yvette can work and live together (and even went for the same job) without killing each other, she said:

Ed Miliband must be one hell of a marriage counsellor

So is he? Or is he trying to break them apart so he can be with Yvette? Or Ed Balls? Or both?

Be as cracky as you like!

Fill: How To Shut Ed Balls Up (1/2) [Ed/Ed/Yvette]

[anonymous]

Ridiculous instaporn fill is ridiculous and porny. And not exactly top of the true-to-prompt league. Got stuck on the idea of Yvette enlisting EdM to gang up on EdB with her when she's feeling annoyed with him!This ought to be the ultimate power trip, Ed figures, but instead he's incoherent and barely able to stay standing. He's definitely not the one in control here. He opens his eyes and looks back down at his wife and his leader on their knees in front of him and shudders with needy desire, hips bucking into their touches. "Oh fuck," he whimpers

Fill: How To Shut Ed Balls Up (2/2) [Ed/Ed/Yvette]

[anonymous]

When he watches them he's reminded of something he once read about quantum physicists thinking there were all sorts of different pasts and futures all existing at once. He doesn't doubt there is a universe somewhere out there where Yvette married Ed Miliband instead, and he thanks his lucky stars he lives in this one instead. As it is, there's something almost like siblings about them, though the word immediately feel wrong, what with the kissing and all. (Plus it feels in bad taste to think about siblings when Ed and David still can't be in the same room with each other.)

Miliband waves his hand in front Ed's face. "Anyone there?"

"I think we broke him," Yvette murmurs cheerfully.

"M'fine," Ed manages. "Don't really know how this is meant to be discouragement though.”

Yvette and Miliband share a look. "He's right, you know" Miliband agrees, with what Ed could swear is the hint of an evil smile.

Yvette's eyes light up mischievously then she looks to Ed with exaggerated innocence. "Well. I guess we'll have to never do that again

Re: Fill: How To Shut Ed Balls Up (2/2) [Ed/Ed/Yvette]

[anonymous]

Anon, this is brilliant! Deliciously hot watching Ed being taken apart, and then Yvette being a minx and Ed M playing along--hee! *loves*

496 Unanswered Questions

[anonymous]

So it turns out the Education Department are the worst of any Whitehall department at answering parliamentary questions, with 496 questions unanswered.

But why? Is it because Ed and Andy got drunk one night and texted Gove 372 questions along the lines of "Why do you hate children?" and "What is the square root of infinity?" Is it because Sarah Teather was supposed to be answering them but she's too traumatized by the Sure Start closures to go on? I have to say she had the worst Hostage Eyes of any Lib Dem I've for a while on Monday. Is Gove too busy fighting off supernatural menaces to attend to his brief? Has he just been so shagged out from Ed and Andy's attentions that he has no energy left? Or does he miss Ed so much that his heart is no longer in his job?

And more importantly, what is to be done? Do Bercow or DCam need to have a word with Govey about neglecting his duties? Or do Nick or Ed and/or Andy need to take him in hand, since David clearly isn't getting through to him?

Re: 496 Unanswered Questions

[anonymous]

Is it because Ed and Andy got drunk one night and texted Gove 372 questions along the lines of "Why do you hate children?" and "What is the square root of infinity?"

THIS! Wonderful prompt anon! Second sfm!

Re: 496 Unanswered Questions

[anonymous]

Is it because Ed and Andy got drunk one night and texted Gove 372 questions along the lines of "Why do you hate children?" and "What is the square root of infinity?"

I too would like to say: OMG AMAZING, THIS.

Re: 496 Unanswered Questions

[anonymous]

Is it because Ed and Andy got drunk one night and texted Gove 372 questions along the lines of "Why do you hate children?" and "What is the square root of infinity?"

Yes, yes, but what are Gove's answers? Is he just going to duck and dive here? We want to know!

Burnballs with suddenly female!Ed

[anonymous]

Ed gets turned into a girl (again) by Bercow/Sadiq/Mandelson whoever he's happened to piss off this time.

Ed, unused to and uncomfortable in a female body, finds himself unable to orgasm. Andy takes this as a challenge and spends hours getting Ed calm and aroused before fucking him, finally turning him into a clenching, shaking, moaning mess.

Re: Burnballs with suddenly female!Ed

[anonymous]

Ngggh yes please, this prompt gives me the shivers.

crack?

[anonymous]

DCam and George/any coalition political pairing of your choice get drunk and /or giggly/or bored, and decide, forn a laugh, to text cheeky things about the opposition to the press. Balls fancies Andy/Michael, Yvette and Harriet are at it, sort of thing. As many cliches from fandom as you like. And last but not least, EMil and JT are going to elope to avoid the the best man dilemma with DMil. Unfotunately for yem, half of it turns out to be true. And another half gets taken seriously by the Fail. Cue tearful phonecalls from the Thorntons/DMil/MMil. Emil running round trying to answer phonecalls, Balls trying to placate people, etc, etc.

Eventually. The truth(s) come out and David is confronted by Justine, Andy, Yvette and any other loliticians he's irked....