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[lolliblues]

pickleaphrodisia: what if...
pickleaphrodisia: david bowie said
pickleaphrodisia: hi kandis, im the famous rockstar and sexual deviant david bowie. ill eat you out...
pickleaphrodisia: if you smoke this crackpipe i have here.
pickleaphrodisia: WHAT THEN KANDIS.
electric dolly: hahaha
electric dolly: If he acted like that I would be like, "WOAH, fuck you

Comments

[exit_music]

hahah i'm so cool.

[tarak]

OMG u r t3h k00li3z!!!!

I want to add you to my friends list. Can I? Pretty please with foreskin on top?

*lick*

[lolliblues]

Fucking hell, you keep that sick shit outta my journal ya hea!!

[exit_music]

well, ok, ibut now that we're going to be friends, i think it's time i told you the truth about me just not having a penis. or a vagnia. that's right, i'm not even a HERMAPHDRODITE. how sick is that.

it turns kandis on, though, so i've no idea why she's being so moralistic and complaining about foreskin licking. perhaps she is just against regular sexual organs.