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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In October I set traumatise's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I pushed slackiness in the mud (-17 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I bought porn for girlwhoheals (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-779 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
lollipop_terror
...Iraq? Is that a country?
I never did any of that stuff! I don't even know these people! I'd probably do all of that, though...except the nuns part... And who's this person interested in porn? Wow, they're a pervert~!
Hey, you can't spank me! The Earl won't let you! Give me candy instead! ♥
Only a couple more weeks until the holidays...we're getting time off for that, right? We better! Too bad nobody I like is here. I miss Tyki and the Earl...and Allen...
Does anybody know if there's anything interesting going on? I need to get out of this dump more often.
[OOC: First strike not there, and the second one is hard to read. ♥]